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Sarah - 24 - Germany - Cataddict

[teenscoolest]

[apopse-leipeis]

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone is half centaur

[cutekittensarefun]

Sleeping kitty pen holder.

[zootedboy]

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

[just-a-humble-garbagecan]

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[humorteliblee]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[im-the-batmann]

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

[just-shower-thoughts]

The phrase “killing time” is ironic because it’s really time that’s killing you

[cutekittensarefun]

We heard strange noises coming from the bedroom and found this

[luisonte]

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[hiphopocliedes]

look at my ridiculous cat

[hiphopocliedes]

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

[drkarayua]

his namE IS BOOF???

[romandisch]

“People never learn anything by being told, they have to find out for themselves.”

— Paulo Coelho, Veronika Decides to Die (via amargedom)

[societyisfxke-deactivated202102]

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

Me taking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

[hellish-daddy]