Captain Mittens

Levi's blog of stuff and things. Here you will find a collection of things I find funny or relevant. As well as some occasional reblogs of things im interested in. I also draw. So ask me to draw shit or something.

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[retrogamingblog]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

[princessofbadvibes]

This is…quite convincing…

[diarygirls]

book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house

book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??

[bauliya-deactivated20170628]

Realistic character development

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[fullmetal-al-chemist]

K

[ilovemusicalyy]

[well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now]

Oh my god it’s so big

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[madmadamemimble]

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

[midnight-revolucion]

You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[blue-pixiedust]

Reblog for Fred and Daphne to get their money

[general-george-washington]

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

[absolxguardian]

Please, enlighten us

[general-george-washington]

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

[absolxguardian]

This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge

[blurrydawgo-dead-blog-deactivat]

@kookychicken

[kookychicken]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[thornhands]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

thank you so much for tagging me! I love this!

[toastp1ercer]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]