The Captain's Log

27 | isfp | gemini

[flame2ashes]

There’s something hilarious about how these mods were made by the same user

[undead-potatoes]

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

Hooded Merganser

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[angryschnauzer]

This really has the 2020 vibe huh

[triforce-princess]

[buuutchhh]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[depsidase]

[falseknees]

Be yourself

[tddkart]

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

[catchymemes]

[daisydandy]

“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”

“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.

Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”

“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”

“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! “

“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”

“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”

[justintaco]

Honestly, “They outnumber us 3 to 1.” “Then it is an even fight.” is the rawest set of lines in video game history.

[carnival-phantasm]

Mental health tip:

You can improve your self-esteem using positive affirmations like "I am the guy" and "I am capable of being the guy"

[thepleasuregoblin]

They didn't have a guy but now they do. I am. The guy.

[jothriku]

like... nothing will ever compare to watching mad max: fury road (2015) for the first time in theaters

[marleeabbott]

A fish taught me to swim. He wore a woven crown of kelp upon his head— he was, he told me, the king of the sea. He found me standing on the sandy shore and invited me to join him in the waves. This really happened.

She Swims Like a Fish, Marlee Abbott

[wonders7plus]

[lotsandlotsofbirds]