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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@captainmycaptainn
Just so we're clear:
•I am in a monogamous marriage (since 2013 ty)
• I retired shame and guilt in my early twenties
•Chaos bi
• I've worked with animals (cats/dogs) professionally my entire adult life. It's probably the one thing I know the most about.
Nice to meet you. Here's some highlights.
hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one
has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing
“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”
oh i bet you want to execute me sooooo bad i bet you want to splatter my pretty royal blood on the paving stones yourself well too bad i already promised my head to someone way cuter than you
Preston: You don't have to be everyone's cup of tea. Be gasoline. Set shit on fire.
Dominik Mysterio visiting Eddie Guerrero
You really do just wake up one morning and don’t care anymore. Thank fucking god
This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy.
Children of the Internet!
I am but a humble internet elder, begging, no, pleading for you to share your favorite memes and tell me the hell they mean. I wish to join you in your joy, but I fear my age and limited understanding of The Youths™ is a hindrance.
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL
Are you americans okay???
Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.
Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle
#a shot of everclear is good in a can of coke tho#it’s what I used to drink in highschool
Hey prev... did you graduate high school or did they just bury you where you fell and you're posting from the computer lab you now haunt?
Are you like, famous or something?
I’m famous on Tumblr much in the same way that you’d be famous in a large department store for arriving at 3:45pm sharp every single week day for twelve years to buy only a single pair of low-cut white socks and leave without comment
