Captain's Log

All the stuff i used to do on Livejournal and Facebook, only now with 100% more TUMBLR!

[captainslinky]

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DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! #christmas #cantwaitforchristmas #goodboythisyear @cantwaitforchristmaspod https://www.instagram.com/p/BoCWCEHFwHF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gjl9czoyss23

[captainslinky]

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I can no longer eat an entire Five Guys burger... next time I try, please show me this video. Now it's time for me to try and sleep it off... so full... please, Future-Me, listen to and learn from the mistakes of your past! #regret https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn0BSViFQBx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8f0h9eo9002s

[captainslinky]

My emergency took kit for conventions gets prettier and prettier every time I do a show where @eliwolff is vending ;) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnzhwuJlgUL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p67gs50ptffc

[captainslinky]

Sarah Campbell, who was part of the team that designed the #masterchief #halo action figure that this lamp is featuring, approves of my "improvements" :)#captainslinky #weirdlamps https://www.instagram.com/p/BnzTkUAFk6G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16qes0623kt1g

[captainslinky]

Going for a ride, beb https://www.instagram.com/p/BnzN1BfFG95/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cduk3hb14wp1

[captainslinky]

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New pulp and magazines at #rencon2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bny9KzEl3Y4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eigwp46fnqqd

[captainslinky]

Nekid Go-Go Boots Kirk found a ride to #rencon2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bny5aFNlH26/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=155st264yypia

[captainslinky]

Leaving for #rencon2018 day two, am I forgetting anything? https://www.instagram.com/p/BnypTKNFBA3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r2a3foirna00

[captainslinky]

The highly anticipated second book of #juniorbravesoftheapocalypse signed by @thatamazingtwit https://www.instagram.com/p/BnxIzXAFJ9j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o94xjrih82ff

[captainslinky]

This is the second time I have purchased this book from @mattyoungmark ITS THAT GOOD. https://www.instagram.com/p/BnxIatnFHUi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1umyi6woi59ct

[captainslinky]

Action Thumbs-Up Jesus comes with *Two Thumbs* AND The Action Thumbs-Up Jesus Dirty Orange Speedo... *and nuthin' else, baybay* #wink https://www.instagram.com/p/BnxESCsFaZF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qr79ww4o1ofq

[captainslinky]

SOLD to the most perfect match ever - this lady wanted to be Tinkerbell or Wolverine, and this is my Wolverine As Tinkerbell lamp! https://www.instagram.com/p/BnxBPdyFFVP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10a5md0kmkjj1

[theladydamfino]

Of course my birthday dress was inspired by my favorite Belle dress. 💚

[neutralmuds]

[teenwitched-archive-deactivated]

Bad Idea

what if i just quit my job and spend all my time writing trashy erotic ebooks for cash

what if i do that

[captainslinky]

As a person who paid his rent for three months in the early-ish days of The Internet (Win98 days) by writing and selling on-demand erotic scripts for classic television shows, I think this is a BAD IDEA.  People become obsessed, assumptions get made, and you can never watch Nick-At-Nite or TV Land again without getting a boner :(

[gameraboy]

Return of the Jedi for the Atari 2600

[captainslinky]

That last gif makes me very uncomfortable, like his mom had just walked in to his bedroom at an inopportune moment asking "Sweetie, have you seen the peanut butter anywhere?  We had a big jar of it and I can't OHMYGODJEFFREYWHATAREYOUDOING?!?!?"

[captainslinky]

The Less Schwab Tires "Continental Breakfast"