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actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

6mayhem

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

quinnactually

that's MS. substance abuser to you

6mayhem

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

nem23

#kitty :)

beemovieerotica

Genuine question. What does it feel to be a famous blog?

people don't even know that tumblr still exists

gay--dog

play video games win video prizes

apjvff

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

damazcuz

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

damazcuz

Even puppy can learn music.

damazcuz

Literally it's puppy music school.

conzoop

Who up Gargling they goyle?

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.