I Want To Be Tall
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we're not kids anymore.
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I Want To Be Tall
Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally āCaptain Americaā: god me too
#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like ImagineĀ (robotmango)
steve: i punched so many nazis⦠i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes⦠how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: itās the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood
say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didnāt need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure
*Me, reblogging while nodding my head enthusiastically like a weirdo* āTruth.ā
Literally the movie goes to great lengths to show this. Miles treats Peter like the stinky garbage man he is while Peter slowly warms up to miles to the point where he goes ādo I want kids?ā which btw was the best line ever
Olivia Jaimesā Nancy continues to amaze and delight.
FACTS
OMG LMAO
Most shows Iāve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.
So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.
Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.
Itās only unrealistic because he said he finished it.
Heās obviously lying, so itās very realistic.
Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Heās an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main characterā¦ā¦and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.
B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.
ETA: gifset not mine, I think itās from @msjessicaday
Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it āThe Good Place.ā
#heās doing his best bonus:
I canāt reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.
THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, IāM ENDED
Iām crying
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, āraising teenagers is like nailing jello to a treeā. she was so baffled by this because she said, āyou were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.āĀ
so to prove some point sheās going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.Ā
sheās so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weirdĀ
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say ānail jello to a treeā and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what youāre doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
a shitpost became a teachable moment
awkward how reassuring i find this
well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women
āSpeech fillersā are just a humanās way of saying āwait a sec Iām thinkingā. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldnāt be annoyed by it, ever.
Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a āfillerā and depends on the person. Sometimes itās almost like a wave, other times itās wiggling fingers.
legends only!!!
new b*witched content existed in 2014 and i did not know until todayās procrastination session???? unacceptable!
So you know this scene...
I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?
Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into āSo, you got detentionā¦ā. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.
So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.
Itās completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?
A mystery.
why are jasonās only solutions for any problem eitherĀ āmolotov cocktailā orĀ āmarriageā
Most people: fight or flight
Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck
Heās got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too
please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself
Jesus Christ.