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I Want To Be Tall

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Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

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#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

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steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!

bucky: good thing you like punching nazis

steve: it’s the only way i feel alive

peter: Big Mood

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say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

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*Me, reblogging while nodding my head enthusiastically like a weirdo* “Truth.”

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Literally the movie goes to great lengths to show this. Miles treats Peter like the stinky garbage man he is while Peter slowly warms up to miles to the point where he goes “do I want kids?” which btw was the best line ever

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Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

theambassadorposts

FACTS

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OMG LMAO

justheretobreakthings

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

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It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

wingedlioness

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

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Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

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Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

fyeahspiderman

#he’s doing his best bonus:

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I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.

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THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

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I’m crying

beeshibe

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.

beeshibe

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird

voidbat

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

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a shitpost became a teachable moment

korra

awkward how reassuring i find this

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well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

vickorano

“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

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Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a “filler” and depends on the person. Sometimes it’s almost like a wave, other times it’s wiggling fingers.

nessa007

legends only!!!

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new b*witched content existed in 2014 and i did not know until today’s procrastination session???? unacceptable!

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So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.