I’m recruiting you to help me terrorize your friend because they pelted me with snowballs at the park the other day
We’re in a meeting that I should be paying attention to, but I’m making paper snowflakes instead and you glare at me every time you hear my scissors
I’m trying to buy a last minute gift for a friend, but they’re impossible to shop for, so your little shop is my last hope
This is your first winter with lots of snow and you’ve never made a snowman before, so we’re making one; no arguments
I’m shopping for Christmas decorations with my friend, but neither of us can reach the top shelf, so they asked you for help and now I’m nervous because you’re really cute
I didn’t know you would be at my house talking to my roommate, so I came dancing down the stairs singing Christmas songs and now I’m embarrassed because you joined me in Last Christmas
I was in the middle of a nice dream, but your screaming over the first snow woke me up and now I’m grumpy
I read our kid a book about the things snowmen do at night and now we’re taking a walk at two in the morning to show them the actual snowmen don’t do anything
I brought you hot chocolate without asking and you seem really flustered by it because you didn’t think I’d remember that you like hot chocolate a lot
I’ve never decorated a gingerbread house before, so now you want to teach me and you seem to be taking it way more seriously than you need to
I moved in next door a few months ago and had no idea how enthusiastic you are about Christmas, but I mentioned I hadn’t decorated, so now you’re knocking on my door with a box full of decorations and are begging me to let you decorate
My family is picking out a tree, but I’m so cold I’m just waiting by the warm doors and you came to stand next to me because you have no desire to hear your siblings argue over the right tree to buy
I work at the local library and I’m trying to put up all the decorations myself, but I fell off the ladder trying to hang up the garland and you caught me
You hate heights, but your friend convinced you to go skiing for the first time and now the ski lift is broken and you’re kind of freaking out, so it’s my job to comfort you
You’re painfully bad at wrapping presents, so I’m going to teach you or just end up wrapping them all myself because you really are terrible at this
This is an ugly sweater party and I was so ready to make fun of you, but you even make that reindeer sweater that plays a carol I hate look cute, so what am I supposed to do now
I shoveled your driveway for you since I was out anyway, then you brought me cookies to thank me and now we’re in some sort of passive aggressive contest of niceness
I got you for Secret Santa and your best friend knows it; they keep trying to tell me what to get you, but I already have a plan so now I’m just trying to keep them from spoiling it
We’re snowed in at a little airport and we both just want to be alone, so we decide to sit together to keep everyone else away because there are some very determined carolers wandering around and employees who keep trying to check on us
We go to the same college and are trying to get home for the holiday break, but our flights got cancelled so we’re road tripping it together; when we finally get there, we realize that the friend you’re visiting is actually my sibling who was plotting to set us up, but their work is already done now
“Don’t forget your gloves!”
“I have to beat them!” “They’re twelve, and they’re just building a snow wall.” “Yeah, so I have to do it better.”
“Merry Christmas!” “It’s November.” “I said. Merry. Christmas.”
“I can never have enough Christmas decorations.”
“Come decorate this gingerbread house with me!”
“You’re wearing this sweater and you’ll like it.”
“I can’t believe I’m gonna jump face first into that snowbank.” “You don’t have to. You could choose not to.” “No, I’m gonna.”
“The last thing I need right now is a flaming Christmas wreath and what do you have for me when I come home?” “A flaming Christmas wreath.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.” “Don’t quote Mariah Carey at me.”
“I feel like I’m in a Hallmark. Where’s my generic white guy love interest?”
“I don’t really care about Christmas, but you do, so just come to this Christmas party with me please.”
“Do you need some help with those lights?” “No, I don’t. Stop asking me that.”
“If you don’t stop singing, I will walk straight out into the blizzard.”
“You say mistletoe, I say mistlefoe. If you can beat me in hand to hand combat, then we can kiss.”
“You know, I don’t trust you when you say to come outside with your hands behind you like that. If you’re about to throw snow at me, I’m about to lock you outside for the night.”
“Please open the door. It’s cold out here.”