Crabdad Approved: PLB

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are 9 ALTERNIAN SWEEPS OLD. You have a main blog here, but sometimes you hit the STUPID POST LIMIT. Because you have been hitting that post limit, you made this POST LIMIT BLOG. ((link to the main blog is to the left c; ))

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i cant get onto my main blog and i don't know what the problem is!!!

i'm not getting the password reset thing or anything!

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BECAU2E II CAN.

NO YOU CAN'T.

(if you send another ask send to main blog pls and thank)

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T3LL M3 1 W4NN4 KNOW

NO.

(if you send another ask send to main blog pls and thank)

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*pets ears again* So cuuuuuttttteeeee~

NO.

(if you send another ask send to main blog pls and thank)

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Hey Karkat. Whats up?

F-CKINGJHFKJH

STUFF.

(if you send another ask send to main blog pls and thank)

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ladyelimontgomery replied to your post: Eli’s face fell flat. “The anon never gave me a time window.” he grumbled.

“She’s enjoying herself.” he growled. ((Who? Little ol’ me? Never! ;D ))

I KNOW THAT FEELING.

(hehehehehe)

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Well you are :I and if you get pulled on the tail, it may mess up your spine. I think. I read that about cats SO

F-CKING THANKS SOLLUXA.

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1 KNOW 1 JUST W4NT H1M TO L4Y B4CK ON TH3 DR1NK1NG... B31NG DRUNK TWO D4YS 1N 4 ROW 1S B4D

I KNOW.

I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW WHY HE DID BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.

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Eli's face fell flat. "The anon never gave me a time window." he grumbled.

IF YOU GET SICK OF IT AFTER A WHILE YOUR MUN CAN ALWAYS CHANGE YOU BACK.

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I'M GOING TO GO GET IN BED.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT A SHOWER ANYMORE.

I'LL TAKE ONE TOMORROW.

GOODNIGHT.

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Awwww~ <3 You're really kitty-adorable, you know that~

NOPE.

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-LE PULLS YOUR TAIL-

YOU DOUCHE BAG WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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"Of course not, Karkat. Look it up whenever. I don't think you'll regret it, though. And sweet dreams." he grinned.

THANKS, YOU TOO I GUESS.

 HOW LONG ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A GUY?

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egbertianantics replied to your post: (im trying to reply to john but im afraid my moms...

(worst feeling ever)

(i've like been sitting here looking at it thinking then switching tabs for a minute in case she walked in and then going back and typing a few words and getting a feeling she was coming and switch tabs again and omg did that for a while and ijust replied but shes getting angry with me over text now so i gotta go omfg)

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"Yes / No" game

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Ask me something and I will answer honestly, but just using yes or no.

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*pets cat ears* <3

MEW.

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Karkat moved closer, moving his hands up to put them in John’s hair. He continued kissing John even though it was making his situation worse. Well that wasn’t entirely true. At least now he wasn’t saying embarrassing stuff. His mind kept going from not really focusing on anything in particular then to John in his boxers, and back again. He just felt his want increase, and tried to get himself closer to his matesprit.

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John shifted his hands down to Karkat’s waist pulling the troll into his lap. Reason was going out the window in his thoughts, right now he was pleasantly content just making out with his boyfriend. His lips parted and his tongue lightly ran over his troll’s bottom lip.

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Karkat opened his lips in response and he moved his tongue against John's. He pulled away after another moment of kissing, getting an idea. He brushed his lips across John's jawline and put his lips to John's neck, kissing him softly and trailing kisses down the human's neck.