captain whiz bang

well... first there was nothing, then there was everything... then the good lord saw fit to bring me into the world to kick the asses of those who need it most. so get ready 'cause this day or the next, it's coming. carol danvers. captain marvel. fond of star wars, cats, and a good fight. formerly a united states air force colonel & test pilot.

[captainxdanvers]

i am alive! kind of sick, sure, but alive! replies shall come today.

[vncommcnlykind-deactivated20171]

“if you ever find out, let me know. i wouldn’t mind developing the ability to perform some jedi mind tricks myself.”

[captainxdanvers]

“Oh, I will. I think it would be mildly comforting to know there’s someone else with the ability to control minds. You know, if I happen to go rogue or whatever.”

[sclsticed]

❝ Kree Psyche-Magnitron? ❞ she repeated, looking utterly bewildered at the woman.  ❝ Sorry, I don’t believe that was in the reading of all the superheroing stuff, ❞ she admitted, smiling shyly at the woman.  ❝ Or else I must have missed it — tell me more?❞ 

[captainxdanvers]

Carol nodded, the smile on her face both knowing and mischievous as she went to straighten her shirt. “Of course. Well, I’m sure it’s far too complicated for me to understand it fully, but it’s basically a machine the Kree - they are a race of aliens - use to give superpowers to humanoids. I actually got caught in the explosion of one, and that’s why I can now fly and vaporise things.” 

[flcshspeed]

“i’d say theoretically yes, but it’s not like i’m the chief knowledge on your skills. it would be a neat trick, then you’d have a fun new catch phrase—use the force, ms. danvers.” 

[captainxdanvers]

“That’s a damn shame as I fear no one’s able to answer the question I just asked. Not that I should be trusted with the ability to control minds anyway; it would be dangerous and entirely irresponsible. Yeah, no, let’s not do that.”

[detectivedrake-deactivated20170]

“Well, there’s the whole question of whether mind control, while very awesome, is moral on any level and would be worth the risk, but I think the first question I should be asking is ‘What’s a Psyche-Magnitron?’ ”

[captainxdanvers]

“I think you’re right. See, I would love to be able to do it for sure, but I don’t think I would trust anyone with that sort of power. Not even myself, to be honest. Right! Well, it’s this, um, thing - a machine, really - used by the Kree, a species of aliens, for bestowing superhuman powers on humanoids. I was kind of caught in the explosion of one.”

[dinah-lance]

aesthetics ▸ carol danvers

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

Tumblr Marvelcon Character Into - Carol Susan Jane Danvers

See this badass lady deflecting bullets like they’re flies? That’s Carol Mofo Danvers, son. 

Here’s a few facts about the coolest asskicker in comics:

She outranks Steve Capsicle Rogers as a Colonel in the Air Force.

Picking a fight with her is as stupid as picking a fight with Thor and the Hulk.

Think you can shoot this goddess down? She absorbs energy and flings it right back at you with a vengeance. Good luck with that.

Nicknames: Punchy Lady, Princess Sparklefists

She has Rapunzel-level magical hair that can change from page to page. And like the rest of her it can also reflect bullets.

If you couldn’t tell, she has the best effing costume in the universe. No offense, Tony.

She can kick your ass in space, underwater, and through a whole city of buildings without breaking a sweat.

She’s not perfect. She’s not an ideal human being. But she’s a hero, and she’s the best she can be. She’s Carol fucking Danvers. 

Not in love with her yet? Go read until you are.

[captainxdanvers]

“Do you think it’s possible for me to gain the ability to perform actual Jedi mind tricks by getting stuck in the explosion of another Kree Psyche-Magnitron? Is that something that can be achieved, and should I even dream about such things? I don’t know, it would make my life a whole lot easier.” 

[sxydbarrett-deactivated20170926]

“What are you? My SPONSOR?” Jessica didn’t even look up to see who’d strode through the door and into Alias Investigation, she didn’t need to look up to know their eyes were on her - passing judgement. They typically were.

[captainxdanvers]

“Not exactly.” Carol was no stranger to the setting in front of her. No, she had been there, had gone through the very same struggle some time ago. However, that didn’t mean she was any kind of expert; no, she had been dragged out of her own personal hell by friends who had cared enough. “I’m not sure I would be a very good one.” 

[fantasticstorm]

“The real question is, would Johnny even wear a shark costume if I got it for him? Because if I’m only walking out with one, I’m walking out with the werewolf mask — for me.”

[captainxdanvers]

“Who knows. However, I believe you must at least try and make it work. And do take pictures if you’re able to make him wear it.” 

[wingcycles]

he nearly cringed—nothing like snapping at a hero you didn’t know quite well enough to ignore it and respected too much to ever be caught dead snapping at otherwise all because of your fucked up daddy issues. good going, grayson. “sorry,” dick offered, genuine but defeated. “i thought maybe—i’m a little on edge from, you know.” he nodded down toward the ground, indicating the events below. “nothing like the joker managing to bypass a room literally full of superheroes in order to shoot bruce wayne and all.” 

[captainxdanvers]

“Don’t worry about it. I’m sure we all are a little bit nervous after what just happened.” It was true; the evening had taken a rather interesting turn, and despite not having been entirely unexpected, everyone was more or less taken aback. “I know. That shouldn’t have happened. And it won’t happen again.” She couldn’t confidently promise anything, not after the event, but Carol Danvers was far too stubborn to admit any sort of defeat. 

[captainxdanvers]

uni has been an absolute pain in the butt, but i’ll get to replies in few hours! i’ll be online for most of today, so please hit me up if you have a plot in mind!

[blackestbat-deactivated20160930]

“Yeah, it was like the calm before the storm… I mean, every events I’ve been to alays ended up badly. Lucky enough, nobody got hurt…” Cass said as she thought about what happened the night before, looking at the older woman after a few seconds.

[captainxdanvers]

Carol nodded in agreement and sighed quietly, her eyes scanning their surroundings. “Yeah, I guess we should’ve realised something would happen when you put all these people together after a tragic event. Someone is going to take advantage of that,” she muttered, tempted to curse.

[killafcrnia-blog]

“Netflix, Sunny D, and Cosmic Brownies sound like the BEST idea ‘til I remember I have lines to go over. Commence groaning.”

[captainxdanvers]

“Ah, sounds like you’re in bit of a pickle. I mean, you could read some lines and then have a break and watch some Netflix?”

[westingwally-blog]

      ❛   ━ if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put  ‘  u  ’  and  ‘  i  ’  together.   ❜

[captainxdanvers]

“That is such a terrible joke, oh my god. I love it.”

[scarletwitchs]

I am an Avenger.

[blackestbat-deactivated20160930]

“so the event from yesterday ended to be way more interesting than I first expected it to be…” cassandra commented as she looked up to the person next to her, certainly refering to the little visit made by the joker at the end of it.

[captainxdanvers]

Carol simply nodded her head and glanced at the girl stood beside her. “I have to agree. I guess it should have been expected. I mean, it was far too nice and peaceful for nothing to go wrong.”