Jack of all trades, Captain of none

They/Them • 30+ • Capt/Captain • Asexual 🖤🤍💜 • Autistic ⚠ DO NOT REUPLOAD MY ARTWORK W/O PERMISSION ⚠ 🌐Website • ☕My Ko-fi• 📝Side Blog • 👪My OCs!

[captdedeyes]

New OC just dropped, but idk what to do with her rn🤷

[doodles4palestine]

‼️ AND… THAT'S A WRAP! ‼️

d4p 6 concludes with $2,542 raised for Eslam and her family, making this round a NEW RECORD!

🎨 join our discord to be the first to hear about our next event: discord.gg/CVMja4r6bm

🇵🇸 ready for a victory lap? Eslam still needs your support: gofund.me/127cc31d1

[captdedeyes]

Chat, can you name a post, meme, or small piece of media that's meant to be satire but was taken seriously by way of mass hysteria?

It's for an essay I'm writing about, & I'm drawing a blank on examples that fit this description

[captdedeyes]

I'm talking about things that were supposed to be (mostly) harmless jokes but were taken Completely Seriously by a sizable contingent of people

That's what I'm looking for

[captdedeyes]

Chat, can you name a post, meme, or small piece of media that's meant to be satire but was taken seriously by way of mass hysteria?

It's for an essay I'm writing about, & I'm drawing a blank on examples that fit this description

[doodles4palestine]

🇵🇸 HOW FAR CAN WE GO???

last year, we managed to raise over $2.2k for our supported campaigns. this year we have already reached $1.2k.

🇵🇸 72 HOURS REMAIN! CAN WE REACH $2.2k TOMORROW?

join our discord to find out! discord.gg/CVMja4r6bm

[doodles4palestine]

‼️DOODLES 4 PALESTINE ROUND 6 IS LIVE ‼️

if you donate now, you can get amazing art from our volunteers!

🎨 join our discord to get art: discord.gg/CVMja4r6bm

🇵🇸 check out Eslam's GoFundMe: gofund.me/127cc31d1

[captdedeyes]

Chat, I need your help

I cannot find this One video on YouTube & it's driving me up the wall!

It's a vertical video animation of the artist's take on a niche meme where, more often than not, two original characters are singing "Eu Sem Você (Por Que Te Vás)" by Lilian. But the video in question that I'm looking for depicts a man and a zombie girl with a lazy eye, both of them are laying their heads on the grass. I just need the source of the video OR the artist who made those OCs.

[captdedeyes]

SOMEONE FOUND IT! Thanks again for your help 🙏

This is that video:

[captdedeyes]

Chat, I need your help

I cannot find this One video on YouTube & it's driving me up the wall!

It's a vertical video animation of the artist's take on a niche meme where, more often than not, two original characters are singing "Eu Sem Você (Por Que Te Vás)" by Lilian. But the video in question that I'm looking for depicts a man and a zombie girl with a lazy eye, both of them are laying their heads on the grass. I just need the source of the video OR the artist who made those OCs.

[captdedeyes]

I need to air out a highly specific grievance that's been affecting me lately

[captdedeyes]

I have Carmen & Tess in an RP server, and there was one in-game event where everyone's characters could attend a royal ball 💃 So naturally, I just HAD to design their fancy dresses 🥹 They're so beautiful...

[captdedeyes]

More importantly: the royal ball was a masquerade!! 🎭 Their masks are two sides of the same coin :)

[captdedeyes]

I have Carmen & Tess in an RP server, and there was one in-game event where everyone's characters could attend a royal ball 💃 So naturally, I just HAD to design their fancy dresses 🥹 They're so beautiful...

[captdedeyes]

I wanna see something

A female-presenting character's body has an hourglass figure, except it's Literally an hourglass ⌛

No size discrepancies between the chest & hips, they're equal in size. Bonus points if the body is made with materials from a real hourglass ⌛

Do you approve?

[captdedeyes]

how could I forget that Tumblr has poll functionality 🤦

Anyway...

Femme presenting character with a torso made out of an actual hourglass ⏳⌛ Do you approve?

Approved! 👍

Disapproved 👎

Voting ended onMay 20

[captdedeyes]

I wanna see something

A female-presenting character's body has an hourglass figure, except it's Literally an hourglass ⌛

No size discrepancies between the chest & hips, they're equal in size. Bonus points if the body is made with materials from a real hourglass ⌛

Do you approve?

[captdedeyes]

how could I forget that Tumblr has poll functionality 🤦

Anyway...

Femme presenting character with a torso made out of an actual hourglass ⏳⌛ Do you approve?

Approved! 👍

Disapproved 👎

Voting ended onMay 20

[captdedeyes]

I wanna see something

A female-presenting character's body has an hourglass figure, except it's Literally an hourglass ⌛

No size discrepancies between the chest & hips, they're equal in size. Bonus points if the body is made with materials from a real hourglass ⌛

Do you approve?

[doodles4palestine]

‼️ doodles 4 palestine is BACK! ‼️

from may 22-24th, we will be raising money to help evacuate a Palestinian family from Gaza. everyone who donates can get a drawing as thanks!

donate to Eslam’s gofundme: gofund.me/d5e7ae2e2

join our discord to participate: discord.gg/CVMja4r6bm

[captdedeyes]

I recently made this fan art piece of @shrimpscare's OC!

Maybe I should try making more lineless pieces... 🤔

[captdedeyes]

Between my busy schedule & long term intentions to move out of country, I have a bad feeling I'll end up living alone, without a partner of sorts 😞

Ofc, having a support network of friends/family will be essential wherever I go, but it's not the same as having a romantic partner, ya know?

And currently, I don't trust myself to start dating any time soon, partly cuz of my long term plans, but also: I need to clean up my act...I don't have 100% confidence in my appearance & identity rn

I've thought about just having A romantic relationship at some point, but it feels so daunting