welcome, everything is a mess

[captiansaveaho]

LFG ALYSSA THOMPSON!!!!!

[captiansaveaho]

Coffey was pissed in that interview. Rightfully so… someone is gonna get hurt in this game’s something doesn’t change.

[captiansaveaho]

Soooo… this is how the officiating is gonna go…cool

[captiansaveaho]

I’m equal part excited /terrified for a vex/ laudna conversation. I predict tears

[captiansaveaho]

I’m really hoping for another emotionally driven nat 20 from Laura

[captiansaveaho]

I picked hell of a time to start watching live again, my anxiety is not chill.

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

[micswho]

“I am not your queen” sabran whispered over her skin, “but I am yours. and you will find that I can also be generous.” *procedes to go down on Ead

Me: i need i need a minute

[iamnotlanuk]

[saxophonechihuahua]

why does no one remember how homophobic the 00s were? this totally checks for 2003

[otakasensei]

I'M DECEASED

[the-wandering-sun]

[wern]

fr this ONLY could have happened in the early 2000's bc that was the sweet spot of gay media exposure and gay ridicule. it wouldn't have made it through censors or whatever before that

[postyxmendes]

this one hurts but they’re all back together again 🥺🤍

[lesb0]

[lesb0]

Prudies response is so calm and reasonable. I would have hunted him down for sport

[sluttyfranzkafka]

[andhumanslovedstories]

So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself. 

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?” 

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. 

So anyway, we now have a family kindle 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.

“But who would do this?” she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. “A student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??”

Eventually Dad was like, “Honey. It was clearly me.”

Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us

[bi-halobearer]

[raogrhysc]

[bi-halobearer]

get you a girl who can do both

[bi-halobearer]

if "you can punch me in the face and i'd say thank you" was an image

[guerrillatech]

[lynati]

And they don’t have a culture that romanticizes working yourself to exhaustion and beyond *year round*.