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27, she/her ? ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/proudtobealuthor/works

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[agathasblackheart]

Posted a new fanfic! x

[moghedien]

it is so funny when you realize that by drow standards, especially drow noble house and ESPECIALLY Baenre standards, Minthara is the woke liberal

She is willing to work with men in leadership positions even post-mind control and she will actually compliment and admire their tyrannical prowess

She will argue that the refugees in Baldur’s Gate should be enslaved because it’s practical and better for them that way, not because they’re weak lesser races that deserve to be subjugated

Like she probably gets called a libtard at Spider Thanksgiving every year while all her relatives are trying to poison each other

[autisticlenaluthor]

just saw the supergirl movie and oh my god lives were changed (mine)

[agathasblackheart]

Literally just got out of supergirl as well and oh my god, actually god tier. Rotten tomatoes is a damn liar with that 59% this version of kara is so delicious I love her

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

[rustingcat]

Got a new pencil!

[6balls]

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

[6balls]

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

[moringmark]

[quantum-dragon]

[salithemage]

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

[put-me-down-please]

I hate that this is infact how ozempic is viewed now because I watched, in real time, how my mothers diabetes got significantly better on ozempic, she didn't start it for weight loss, infact she started it before it even got big for weight loss, but all people can talk about is the weight loss on ozempic and not how good it is as a diabetes medication. Watching my mom find energy and happiness because for once a drug wasn't making her lethargic and miserable was wonderful, she was able to feel better, but then it was spouted as this miracle weight loss drug, and suddenly she just couldn't access it anymore at a good price. Not only has the ozempidemic made fatphobia normal in an already fatphobic society but it's making it harder to access for people who genuinely need it because it's seen as a luxury cosmetic drug.

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[peepingnee]

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

THE SACRED TEXTS!

[zetabrarian]

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[no-chill-at-all]

[issablogyall]

[babyjumpingspider]

[jazzfordshire]

loving too late in the night (CHAPTER 8)

Heeeeeey……..

I know it’s been forever and I’m sorry!!! I’ve been in a bit of a writing slump the last few months, but boy, getting back into this chapter drop-kicked me out of it. I JUST LOVE SUPERCORP, DUDE, OH MY GOD

It’s been a while since Kara thought about what life was like before Lena, but as she comes back to herself and the pleasure seems to ping back and forth between them it occurs to her that everything before they met seems like a distant memory, now. Working for Cat instead of Lena seems like an eon ago. She can barely remember Mon-El’s face anymore.

Lena has filled every crack and crevice of Kara’s life, and Kara doesn’t want to ever be without her again.

Kara shifts, and immediately Lena’s legs tighten around her, keeping her inside. As if Lena can hear her thoughts. Or, at least, she feels the same.

“Stay in me,” Lena murmurs.

It almost slips out of Kara, then. The words she’s been trying to find, that have danced around the tip of her tongue, are under her feet now. She’s tripping over them.

I love you.

Kara buries her face in Lena’s perfumed neck, and chokes it back.

Holy crap.

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Read it here!!!

Enjoy the strap action :D

[agathasblackheart]

gay

I know who said this and u think ur so funny don’t u