Caption Gooner

I love jack off captions! If something is yours and you want it taken down just let me know.

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[kinkykayleesworld]

Nnnnggghhhhh

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nnngghh yes, as much as you demand, princess..

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I’d love to have some teasing slut talk to me this way…

[captiongooner]

My balls and wallet would be empty before long.

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I fucking love this game! Everybody wins!

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She encourages pictures and often flashes the jerk off signal. She knows a gooner when she sees one.

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[goon4porn]

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[goon4porn]

All women look like porn all the time. Dressing like a hooker is normal.

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[goon4porn]

Leggy Fitness Jerk Meat gets me every time nnnghhnnnhhnn

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[goon4porn]

Social media is for masturbating. Give them the attention they crave.

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Surf for porn and goon your life away hnnnnng

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A request by @goon4porn

[dopaminestardream]

It’s OK to look. She’s not even naked. Just admire her smile. Her hair. The way that leather coat sits just about her hips and that tight fucking squat booty. Oh wow, she’s got tattoos too! Do you think she’s got more?  I wonder where else they are?

OK, ok. Adjust yourself gooner, now, back to the picture.

Gawwwwd, look at those legs.Imagine how good it would feel to oil those calves up. Sliding your hands all up and down those amazing legs. And those heels! Fuuuuuck!

I bet she’s not wearing panties. How fucking good do you think that fucking pussy tastes?? I bet she’s totally bare too.

Ohhhhh fuck. Do you seriously have your fucking meatstick in your hand right now? mmmm That is so fucking hot! Keep going, you know she wants you to.

[goon4porn]

amazing reblog and caption nngngngnhh fuuuuuuck I love her legs and heels nngngngnnn

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This social media jack meat has been sacrificed to the Gooniverse. Give your strokes and make this meat porn for the Goon herd ngngnhn

[goon4porn]

Sacrificed to porn. Give a worship stroke or two as you keep scrolling your tumblr feed. Can you be bothered to look her up? Only you will know.

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