TORCHWOOD

Unlike everyone else at unit I am very normal and well adjusted

lizsbadwig

He’s “well adjusted” because I put a huge stick up his arse and it’s fixed his posture btw

Bich

lizsbadwig

You need good posture in the military but you keep bending over to pick up Benton’s shit and it’s done your back in.

Well the Doctor's slutty ancient alien ass ain't helping do you have any idea how stressful owning a dogboy is in this fucking economy

I gave your ugly dog ten pounds of crack

Stay out of this fuckwad don't you gotta go be that Jack guy's salty rebound bitch or something

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#i realise i've been offline for a while #rift has been chaotic as usual #gwen's mad at me again #nothing new there #torchwood #📬

LMAOOOOO

#💙

is there any of your team members you don’t want? i’m adopting.

hes not in your team, but i will happily take andy.

We're really short-staffed enough as it is.

You should probably ask the police about Andy, I barely know the guy.

The only wicked you'll be needing ever babes

I'm blocking you.

For the 6476466339594 time

Hoe in what universe can you pull off green you look like a slitheen on a problematic diet

#unironically need that uniform #ianto would die #💙

Ugh

You're ruining next years Halloween costumes 🙄

The only wicked you'll be needing ever babes

I'm blocking you.

For the 6476466339594 time

#put the stupid blonde wig on #the green is flattering nobody #besides blond suited you before all your hair fell out anyway #💙

Hoe in what universe can you pull off green you look like a slitheen on a problematic diet

The only wicked you'll be needing ever babes

#at least you know im prettier than you though #💙

I'm blocking you.

mwagneto

i do love encountering someone mentioning the harkness test in the wild... rip jack you would've loved knowing your contribution to culture was helping people decide whether or not something was okay to have sex with

#still im glad my name is being put to good use ig #💙

Pls stop telling everyone I'm dead it's literally the only thing I can't do

HI HI HI HI HI HI JACK WAVES WAVES WAVES

Hello, interesting username <3

#very keen #im into it #torchwood #📬

Ianto's asleep right now and I'm losing my mind

#so so so so so so so handsome #breaking my heart because im probably gonna have to get up in a minute and get back to work #its too cold #need to keep him warm #this is so dumb i need some fresh air nvm #torchwood #🧥

scalpho

dale was farming meat ianto was farming AURA 🥶🥶🥶

#need him to do this to me #what #💙

janet-the-weevil-official

@captn-jack-harkness

lemme out of this cell

Nope.

#i hate this website #💙

scalpho

jack is just such a bitch to everyone like i get there HAS to be a hardass cutthroat say it like it is no sympathy force to undercut gwen's generally more emotionally/empathetically motivated behaviour but like. Wow you suck. i know you're a bisexual tortured american alien that can't die and that's probably a bit hard especially when your ex is james marsters but Omgggg reel it in