i don't have anyone

hi i'm mikala and I watch a lot of tv shows

[delhux]

If you dont care about me please dont ever pretend you do

[captnbarnes]

Me: no worries!

Narrator: she had several worries

[mitski-miyawakis]

“do your parents know?”

bitch, the only thing my parents know about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table.

[thebootydiaries]

me: wow that guy is attractive

me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Don’t ever let anyone else ruin your life. Because it’s your life, so you should ruin it.” [upbeat music]

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[yikyakapp-blog]

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[apeeled]

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling

[ioux]

i’m like. Always Sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but I Can’t. Anyways, i’m sleepy

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[written-on-polaroids]

We all were broken by someone we would’ve died for.

(via smokinghotandbothered)

[antoniporowski]

If the purge was real you would catch me in a bullet proof car wearing a full bullet proof onesie with hella guns & knives breaking into Sephora, Ulta, Barneys New York, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue, Yves Saint Laurent, & a pet store.

[quickweaves]

#honestly like fuck murder I’m trying to elevate my look

[lizwarrensgirl]

“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

[captnbarnes]

me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*

also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*