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[69shadesofgray]

[dr-i-have-beards]

Obligatory Halloween reblog.

[k4rkl3s-blog]

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

[thinking-clairely]

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

[mykidjustsaid]

[mothurs]

first of all I don’t know shit so jot that down

[shirleyjacksons]

how come straight women can do shit like “woman crush wednesday” and not have their Straight Credentials™ questioned but if a lesbian so much as looks at a man and agrees he’s moderately aesthetically pleasing, we have to all but swear on the bible in front of a judge that we’re actually gay

[shirleyjacksons]

me (a lesbian): i’m a lesbian

a straight person, crawling through my bedroom window at 3 in the morning: if you’re so “lesbian” then how come on the evening of january 17, 2017 you reblogged a picture of john boyega with the tags “i saw a man so beautiful i started crying” 👀👀👀 explain

[sadskatchewan-deactivated201402]

umm excuse me avatar i see a little more than four elements 

[nemesisvariant]

yes hello I am the last barium bender

[lilyjpotter-deactivated20171013]

robin’s egg blue or soft pastel pink? lilac blossoms or cherry blossoms? rose or lavender? paperback or hardcover? dark chocolate or milk chocolate? summer or winter? autumn or spring? tea or coffee? fairy lights or candles? the sun or the moon?

[f525252-blog]

Love on the lame.

How to Make Pretty Bread like a Pro via Food52

[hardertofind]

One of my neighbours slipped this under my door while I was practising, I thought they were going to make a noise complaint but they just had a request. I played it with my windows open and I heard really loud clapping come from a balcony a few stories up which was super lovely. I’m in such a lovely mood now it’s so nice to be appreciated.

[milkypool]

WHEN 76 WEARING REAPER’S COAT

AND HAPPY 14/2

[nemicon]

[corpse-milf-deactivated20171101]

Reblog anime Bob Ross for health and wellness

[cal-aus]

can you believe this goober is 100

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[the-affectionate-boy]

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

[wagnetic]

*startled wheeze*

[captncasual]

me: i love australia because it has a really diverse population, strict gun control, near-perfect separation of church and state, a relative absence of political extremism, great memes, and beautiful natural wonders

also me: i hate australia because the government refuses to legalise gay marriage, our political system is highly unstable and every time we replace our leader it causes mass confusion, a coal mine is currently being planned practically on top of the great barrier reef, and any refugees who attempt to come here by boat are locked up indefinitely in offshore concentration camps with a total media blackout in place so no-one knows the extent of the human rights violations that are happening there

[bysaestyl]

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET

[chrissongzzz]