You’re A Bottled Star

The planets align, you’re just like Mars

[starg0ld]

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[jame7t]

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

[chilewithcarnage]

me in the fandom tag wading through a thousand omegaverse, yandere, cum inflation reader insert fics in order to find a cool gifset i saw 3 years ago

[heartofaspen]

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[pompeiusmagnus]

youare all just jealous of my severed head

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[aonedirectionlovingcanadian-blog]

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

[vampirlor]

love 80sdick so much he always ended up looking like kori’s gay little dog

[manicpixie-burnout]

@ Angelo if ur reading this: Bitch

[papayajuan2019]

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon