USS Blenderpies

Si | 29 | Male | he/him Sailing into the wide worlds of musicals, movies, lefty politics, Star Trek, Star Wars, Tokusatsu, and all other things that grab my silly heart and sillier mind Slight NSFW (Max: R) No gifs, art, or edits are mine unless stated

[captpanopticom]

Greetings 2.0!

Hello one and all! My name is Si, short for Captain Si Panopticom. I am a nerd of many things, including but not limited to…

Musicals (Broadway, West End, French, German, all kinds)

Films (sci-fi, thriller, artsy-farts)

Writing (when I get myself to do it

Religion (not in the trad hyperconservative way)

Sci-fi (Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.)

And tokusatsu (Super Sentai Kamen Rider, Godzilla, etc)

You’ll find likes, reposts, writing, and random thoughts relating to all this and more!

This blog first began as a sci-fi exclusive side blog , but since then, I’ve decided to start fresh from my old account and make this my new main. Originally, I planned on using this page for “a proper watch-thru of the whole Star Trek franchise, alongside a slower look into the Godzilla movies and other Japanese media like Ultraman and other tokusatsu mainstays.” Mixed in with that will be me watching and reading other content, particularly popular and lesser known musicals and whatever media or issue is on my own.

But to old and new followers, thank you for joining me! Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

[yellowlartdump]

Fuckit Here it is. For context: when one is the ringmaster the other can take a break. The golden star (in this case on Bubble) means they're in charge.

[spooky-pop]

Return of the NPC baby AU anyway BYE (I'm probably gonna be uploading some stuff I never posted here so beware)

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[myrandomstuffpage]

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

[c-skye07]

Uwetod i love you yayayay (going insane as usual)

[mercutiothecat]

RetJ poll Round 1 - Week II. 1/3

Avoir 20 ans

Avoir une fille

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[mercutiothecat]

RetJ poll Round 1 - Week II. 2/3

C’est le jour

La haine

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[mercutiothecat]

RetJ poll Round 1 - Week II. 3/3

Mort de Roméo

On dit dans la rue

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[true-munchkin-geezer]

Thinking about how the Scarecrow is referred to as the Tin Woodman's "chosen comrade".

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

[sandersstudies]

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

[sandersstudies]

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

[the-lincyclopedia]

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

[sandersstudies]

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

[starlitsecrets]

me when im definitely straight and definitely turned on by my boyfriend who just removed his shirt vs me when im definitely still straight and i loathe my roommate so much im thinking about her in bed while my pulse is rushing and my face is flushing

[terrorofthethames]

Forgot to mention I watched Return to Oz after finishing Ozma of Oz a few weeks ago

Nome King lowkey slayed in those slippers

[animentality]

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[liberalsarecool]

Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist