16 books everyone needs to read at least once because people will reference them in front of you your entire life:
âthe faerie queene,â by edmund spenser. this poem is divided up into six books, which you should read, if for no other reason than the fact that thereâs an exclusive book club at harvard university for the select few people who have finished all six sections. and honestly, who wouldnât want to read something that forms the foundation of a semi-secret, decades-old book club at harvard?
âromeo and juliet,â and âothello,â both by shakespeare. these plays fall on the exact same spot on the dark academia spectrum. they both involve two lovers who die because of communication issues. but regardless, theyâre both super important to read because there are so many references to them, both in other pieces of classic lit., and in modern culture
âthe picture of dorian gray,â by oscar wilde. if you canât tell, this is my favorite book ever. if you can get past the purple prose, itâs like the most âdark academiaâ book ever. itâs got references to other famous pieces of literature (which iâll include on the list), lots of gay shit, a dramatic young adult who loves shakespeare, and ofc, murder
âthe brothers karamazov,â by fyodor dostoevsky. actually started reading this one to impress a boy; i think that perhaps he and i have different concepts of what is considered impressive, but the book has turned out amazing, so iâm happy
âthe prince,â by niccolo machiavelli. alright, so this isnât classic literature so much as it is politics, but honestly, so many people talk about âmachiavellianismâ without ever having read the original Machiavellian treatise, and it would be so much better to just read the book and then be able to cite machiavelli himself at your next political-philosophy discussion.
âthe count of monte cristo,â by alexandre dumas. another classic that i heard people talk about for long enough that i finally gave up and read the book. now i can talk about it too, and pretend to be smart
âthe canterbury tales,â by geoffrey chaucer. these are classics. theyâre filled to the brim with medieval language and sexual innuendo, but thatâs part of what makes them so wonderful. if thatâs not enough of a selling point, âthe tale of the deathly hallowsâ from âharry potterâ is super similar to âthe pardonerâs taleâ from this book.
âthe divine comedy,â by dante alighieri. includes a crap ton of great history references and some super sick burns directed towards the corrupt people of danteâs time.
âmeditations,â by marcus aurelius. the original metaphysical journal. probably the epitome of âlight academiaâ if iâve ever read one
âthe great gatsby,â by f. scott fitzgerald. jay gatsby is low-key super relatableâŠand so is nick, the third wheelâŠand so is daisy, who feels like women are forced by society to be âbeautiful little foolsâ
âthe iliad,â by homer. you canât justify reading âthe song of achillesâ by madeline miller until youâve read the original. enough said.
âfrankenstein,â by mary shelley. not only is this a great books in terms of philosophical potential, but there are so many great things to debate about in it. and, itâs written by a woman :)
âbeowulf,â author unknown. although i make no claims about the original anglo saxon, my favorite english translation is, like the iliad and the odyssey, particularly enjoyable because of its dactylic hexameter.
âoedipus rex,â by sophocles. my favorite book in 9th grade, though god knows why my mother let me read it then
âmetamorphoses,â by ovid. a collection of my all-time favorite greek myths, which every single person needs to read because it explains how the ancient greeks believed the world operated, from the way the sun rises, to the reason we hear echoes.
âthe aeneid,â by virgil. suggested by @catilinas :) the final addition to the holy iliad/odyssey/aeneid trinity, written hundreds of years after the last part, by a different author, and in latin instead of the original greek. chronologically ocurrs at about the same time as the odyssey, although from the trojan perspective.
and maybe itâs just me, but thereâs something about being able to connect with people over classic books that is really enjoyable. it makes me feel like some literature student in the early 1900âs who wears tweed (or glasses or something) and wanders through hallways with a cup of coffee ranting about existentialism ;))
if anyone has any to books to add to the list, just comment or reblog and iâll edit the original.