HIIII AGAIN!! (Dw this is an actual request/unrelated to my prev message) Could you make headcanons of the ninja with a drunk!fem!reader that doesn’t recognize them? Somehow, reader got really drunk at some gathering, and when their ninja partner approaches her shes all like “go away or my boyfriend will beat your ass”. Srry if this is confusing, idk how to explain. Ty!!
Hi anon!! i love this idea so ofc!! I did write them more as small oneshots though so i hope thats alright!!
𝘕𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘢 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳: 𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘖𝘶𝘵
༄.° He finds you in the middle of the dance floor, trying your best to stay standing up with a drink in your hand. He rushes over to try to offer some help with standing, only to meet resistance from you...
°˖➴ "WOAH, back up sir," you exclaim dramatically, putting your hands in front of you to create some distance between the two of you. He backs up a bit and puts his hands up in the air as if to prove he's not a threat.
°˖➴ "I've been looking for you everywhere!" he says trying to hide the smirk forming on his face from witnessing your drunken state. He slowly reaches his hand out to try and hold your arm, but you swat him away almost instantly.
°˖➴ "I have a very very hot-headed boyfriend...!!" you slur out as some sort of threat to him. "mm yeah, and he could totally kick your ass." you try your best to point a finger at him, but ultimately stumble forward. He laughs as he catches you, keeping his grip gentle.
°˖➴ "Oh really? Tell me more about this boyfriend of yours." he says in a much too familiar overly-confident tone.
°˖➴ You reluctantly hold onto him and begin rambling on to this supposed 'stranger'. "He's super strong like...he's like a ninja..! and he's protective, and loyal...and has really great hair." You sway back and forth as the two of you walk out of the club, and he can't help but smile as he keeps one arm on your side and the other around your neck.
°˖➴ His voice softens this time. "Yeah? He sounds great.." his smile also becomes somewhat more gentle as you two walk back to your shared place in the dark of night..still giving this 'stranger' stories about your super amazing boyfriend...
༄.° He sees you from across the club, leaning over your seat practically begging the poor bartender for another drink. He chuckles and walks over to you, taking the seat next to you.
°˖➴ "Hi sweetheart, you doing okay?" he asks calmly, trying to see just how far gone you are. You turn to face him and raise an eyebrow, eyeing him up and down before letting out a small scoff.
°˖➴ "My boyfriend is way bigger and way stronger than you" you say between small hiccups and giggles. "He's like..like a...uh a rock!" you pause and simply nod, as if you had just made one of the most genius analogies to ever be made.
°˖➴ He simply nods and agrees with you. "He sounds like a great guy" he says with a soft smile that makes your heart sort of melt. You nod and shiver a bit, the cold environment of the club getting to you. He takes note of this almost instantaneously.
°˖➴ Without a second thought, he wraps his jacket around your shoulder, maintaining that warm look in his eyes as he does so. Your shoulders relax, and you pause before saying anything else. "...my boyfriend would do that..you do kind of act like him i guess.." You mumble this quietly, but he still manages to pick up on it.
°˖➴ He laughs a bit from your comment, "yeah i guess i do kind of act like him". You look him up and down once more, "I guess you could help me walk out and look for him...but don't you try anything," you say a bit reluctantly, but he offers you his hand as he pulls you to your feet, catching you as you stumble out of the club...
༄.° He spots you sitting on a stool by the bar, playing with the straw that came in your drink. He walks over to you calmly, ready to take off and head home for the night.
°˖➴ "You seem to be a bit... impaired at the moment," He says calmly as you turn around to see who exactly is speaking to you. You raise a brow and try your best to make eye contact, "...are you a doctor? cause you reeaaallyyyy look and sound like one" you half-slur out, and he seems a bit taken aback by your comment.
°˖➴ "No, I am not a doctor. I'm simply concerend for your current state, if you'd simply allow me to-" You cut him off before he can say anything more. "Nope! Sorry, I have a very nice boyfriend, and he said to be careful of random people." You say with some assertiveness in your tone.
°˖➴ He simply nods in agreement. “Your boyfriend seems very wise for telling you that.” he says in a calm tone that makes you feel like it’s okay to lower your guard for now. “Yeah..” you say just the slightest bit hesitant.
°˖➴ “Cause yknow…he wouldn’t want me unsafe or with someone potentially dangerous. He’s actually very very intelligent” You begin to ramble about how smart he is, how caring and thoughtful you magnificent boyfriend is to you. He simply listens, slowly but surely pushes a glass of water towards you.
°˖➴ Without even thinking, you begin to drink the water infront of you while going on and on about how safe your boyfriend would want you to be and how he would protect you if he were here.
°˖➴ "Well, your boyfriend asked me to escort you back to your place, is that alright?" he asks gently, sliding the empty glass away from you. You stop to think for a minute and then nod, trying to get up from your seat. He goes to offer you his hand, and you take it with surprising comfort. He reassures you the entire walk home that you'd feel better in no time and that your 'boyfriend' was at home waiting for you.
༄.° He finds you at the bar, waving your drink around and seeming to be explaining something very passionately to the poor bartender who's simply nodding along to your rambles.
°˖➴ He walks over to you, "Baby, I've been looking for you everywhere! What are you doing--" he stops as you turn to face him, drink still splashing around, and you squint at him. "You can't call me that, you aren't my boyfriend," you say with a slightly bitter tone and try to return to your one-sided conversation with the bartender.
°˖➴ "Yeah! I am, that's me!" he says, still a bit unaware of your disoriented state. You turn again, looking slightly annoyed now, and simply nod no. "Nope, not him. My boyfriend is very...loud and blue. You're not." He backs up a bit in disbelief.
°˖➴ "I'm wearing blue right now!" he says, trying to defend and prove himself to you that he's your boyfriend. "And I'm loud, very loud!" You still don't seem to believe him all that much. You sigh and hold your hand out touch his. "It's okay, someday you'll get a special lady, like how i got my boyfriend". At this point, he's moments away from blowing up trying to defend himself.
°˖➴ Before he can get another world in, you get up and stumble a bit forward, and he instantly lunges towards you, helping you regain your balance. You pause for a moment and feel the warmth of his hands on your waist, it feels...familiar to you.
°˖➴ You allow yourself to collapse a bit into him. "Y'know...you feel warm and soft, like my boyfriend...that's nice.." you speak a bit muffled into his chest. He freezes for a minute before relaxing his shoulders and moving one hand off your waist to your head, running it down your hair.
°˖➴ "Yeah..i guess i am like him a bit.." he says, more calm now, unsure why he got so worked up in the first place. He carefully walks you out, still a bit offended that you didn't seem to recognize him or that you thought he was loud, but overall, he has a deep sense of fondness. How you were holding onto him while walking as if he would disappear and leave you to stumble.
༄.°He finds you sitting on the edge of a couch, staring very seriously at your phone as if you were expecting a call from someone. He watches as you take a swig from your glass and lie back on the couch, now facing the ceiling in disappointment.
°˖➴ "Hey...you doin' okay?" he walks towards you and crouches down by the couch. You look at him through the corner of your eye. “My boyfriend will cut you…he’s like a …a ninja..” you say to him through narrow eyes.
°˖➴ He smiles a bit at this. “Thanks for the warning…I wouldn’t want to cause you any trouble” he says gently and backs away just so that you’re comfortable.
°˖➴ You nod and try to sit up straight, now looking into his eyes. “green…my boyfriend has green eyes. They’re nice. But he’s still super tough.” You say, fumbling with your fingers. He listens intently and slowly makes his way to sit next to you, the couch dipping under his weight.
°˖➴ “I’m sure he just wants to keep you safe” he says in that same soft tone. You nod and the moment is quite and still, yet you manage to find peace in the ‘strangers’ presence…
°˖➴ Subconsciously you rest your head on his shoulder, and his body relaxes. His hand finds its way to your waist as his thumb rubs small circles on your skin. “He takes great care of me…he’d do this exact thing…” you mumble, your tone a lot less guarded now.
°˖➴ He hums in acknowledgment. “Why don’t we get you back before your boyfriend starts to worry about you?” He suggests very softly, letting you know that it’s your call. “Yeah…that sounds good..” you say in a tone he’s only ever heard when you’re super calm. The two of you now walk through the night…
Guys I’m so sorry for being gone I’ve been so busy with work but I’m still getting these request done! Tysm for all your patience and ily sm!! <3
