Varga

[caravan-varga]

Flea and Monsters alike in their troubles...

Say howdy to Varga! He is a very normal flea, who is very good at being a flea.

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No nsfw please and thank you. Otherwise, have fun.

He/they btw

[feistyfluffyandahelluvagenius]

Do you know of Pharloom's flea caravan?

Yes I do, actually! Could you show me to there?

[caravan-varga]

I suggest ask Fleamaster. He is flea who guides when we travel.

You are flea too, so you are welcome in Caravan, for visit or for stay. Perhap you should meet him if you vdo either.

[caravan-varga]

gulp i really like ur blog it's rlly funny and in-character for varga, so i drew some of the posts (with like a gijinka/human version of the flea himself) ok yeah bye n i hope you keep on doing this!!!!!!!!!! it's refreshing to see something like this every now and then

Hmm? A scroll...

"I really like your blog.... Its really funny, so I drew some of your posts..."

Thank you, Shadow Bug... Is very kind. Is good when bug make laugh when they see my blog. Is why all flea love Grishkin.

Is warm thing to get something from another. I prepare something to send too. Perhaps I ask Fleamaster to help make paint of me? He is good with arts...

[The scroll, filled with artwork and kind words, was laid out inside his carriage. You get the feeling he appreciates it.]

[flea-in-the-caravan]

Drosi, how are you? Are the little fleas playing nice?

@caravan-varga

They’re playing nice! Sorry I haven’t been talking much, I’ve been busy hanging out with the other flea pups.

[caravan-varga]

That good. Little flea can be quite mischievous. Sometime I worry they are bad influence...

[Varga sat down near Drosi. He looked at them with a caring expression, as if they were his own pup.]

You are good flea, Drosi. Is why I worry of you.

[flea-in-the-caravan]

Hehe, thanks, Varga!

*Drosi pulls a couple of rocks from their cloak.*

Look at these pretty rocks I found by the lakeside! This one’s even sparkly!

[caravan-varga]

Sparkly rock... Is Craftmetal? I hear Friend of Flea find one like that here... She make it into tool, I think. The other rock nice too.

I think Mooshka can help make something with that rock... Perhaps you ask him later? I not know.

[flea-in-the-caravan]

Drosi, how are you? Are the little fleas playing nice?

@caravan-varga

They’re playing nice! Sorry I haven’t been talking much, I’ve been busy hanging out with the other flea pups.

[caravan-varga]

That good. Little flea can be quite mischievous. Sometime I worry they are bad influence...

[Varga sat down near Drosi. He looked at them with a caring expression, as if they were his own pup.]

You are good flea, Drosi. Is why I worry of you.

[caravan-varga]

"Uh... what? That was the weirdest party crashing ever... Hi? I'm... Wysp."

{the fusion april fools thing}

(@smol-vessel-wysp )

I am Varga... You are not flea, this is very bad. Is gross being in another's shell!

[Varga did Not seem to enjoy this.]

[caravan-varga]

(IDK why but I imagine Varga with a Russian Accent)

Most flea of Caravan speak like this.

I used to be bad at making talk, but Fleamaster Mooshka help learn. I thank him very much. He is best of us. Very helpful and Kind, good at making friend.

...I know I still not best at making talk, but bug understand what I say, so is okay.

[flea-awoo]

*Chime sits atop one the carriages in Fleatopia, nestled between several bundles of supplies. Normally at this time, they would be off playing with the other fleas, however today they are deep in thought.*

*The little flea suddenly jumps up, the bell on their collar jingling softly as they begin to excitedly fly off, an idea having finally come to them.*

[caravan-varga]

Little Flea? Why not play with other flea? Are you upset?

...Perhap you sit by lake with me. Some quiet reflection would do good to any bug.

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

Wait. None of the other fleas wear clothes. Why do you specifically wear clothes?

Because dresses are pretty and wearing them makes me feel pretty 💛

[caravan-varga]

Shadow-Bug is wrong, other flea wear cloth too. Vog for example wear cloak. Is not uncommon for flea to be clothed, is just our choice.

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

[Varga approached Fairgrace, with ruffled fur that dripped with the slime of Muckmaggots. He held a small string of rosaries... Seemed like enough?]

Fairgrace. I am dirty and muck-ridden and the Lake has been dirtied too...

I'm need use the spa. The Shadow Bugs showered me in Muckmaggot. Surely discount for fellow flea?

@caravan-varga

[Fairgrace's face scrunches up as she smells something unpleasant before turning around and jumping as she sees Varga]

Ah-! Of course, of course! Right this way, I'll get you a towel. We can talk about payment later, I think a bath is more... Urgent.

[caravan-varga]

ThankyoumissFairgrace-

[Varga practically dove into the spa, quickly washing away the foul slime coating his fur. He seemed to be incredibly relieved to have it gone.]

Shadow bug can be big bother... Remind me of how they treat you before you became new. I wonder why they did this to me.

[Varga began to brush his fur, cleaning away a small bit of dirt under his coat, and tidying up back to its usual fluffiness.]

[galionne-vibin]

Fairgrace talks about her father and her very normal childhood :)

[caravan-varga]

Dear Flealia-

...Am glad you here now. No longer with that flea. If I had claws on him...

He would get very stern talking-to.

[caravan-varga]

Handing you a bucket full of muck maggots. I slowly put each muckmaggot individually into the pale lake and every other maggot into your fur

Vile! Vile Shadow Bug!

[Varga sat down at the bench, and intently combed his fur, removing the muckmaggots. The slime they left behind, though, remained.]

Eugh... Is just bad as those ducts! I hope Fairgrace give discount...

[caravan-varga]

SPINS YOY

Ack, bug, I am not to be spun!

My fur isgoingfalloff! Isayyoustop!

[Varga lost control, and spun off into the Pale Lake! Now he was soaking wet.]

...Now I have to shower! In Kr- Fairgrace's spa... I will need get roasries.

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

Fairgrace. I hear you think yourself pretty. Very good, very proud. I'm give you gift. So you can appreciate you being pretty.

[An ornate mirror was given... Where did Varga get this??]

@caravan-varga

Hehe... Thank you, I have been working on my self-esteem and-

Oh! Varga, this is- It's beautiful! Thank you! How did you even find something so lovely out here...?

[caravan-varga]

Was gift from strange Citadel bug. After Miss Hornet save world, I go to his show. He lack actor, so I was in play. Was fun, I suggest going.

Fleatopia nice... But is too small, so I wander sometime.

[caravan-varga]

You said you went through a big change when you joined Mooshka's caravan? May I enquire as to what it was?

...No. Is private, only trusted flea can know. But know it was very much for better.

You are shadow-bug, not flea, after all. How did you know about it?

[bugkisser-flea]

Jigeen. You go through big change. Make me proud. I get you flea brew? To celebrate?

@caravan-varga

O-Oh! Varga-flea! I.. guess I wouldn't mind a flea brew! Y-Yeah! I.. wow, thank you..!

[caravan-varga]

[The two went near to the Flea Brew cauldren. Varga gave Jigeen a pitcher of warm flea brew.]

You know. I go through big change when I join this caravan. Different to yours. But still big change.

Is why I am so proud. Big change difficult. Takes vulnerability and risk to change.

[caravan-varga]

Varga! Opinions on men? 🎤

Men...?

...Handsome. Only to them do I feel romance.