dorkus porkus

take this pink ribbon off my eyes

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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[omghotmemes]

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Accurate

[chthonicillness]

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[prole-log]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

I think in this case, "statue removal" should mean "return the Black Hills mountain range to the Lakota and let them decide what to do about the nonsense marring the face of Six Grandfathers" rather than causing any further damage to a desecrated holy site

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

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Socially Distanced day at sea 🐠

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Friday vibes 💣 #finally #bringontherain (at Omni (Miami))

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Been serving this look for over 11 years. Happy mother's day to all the loving mommas 👩‍👧‍👧 #mothersday #lovemygirls #hashtagblessed (at Downtown Miami)

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Mom 💖 (at George's On Sunset)

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Straight nonsense 🙈 #allofme #babeee #reefs #bucky #cincodemayo (at Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts)

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Issa party 🍾 #bdayweekend #halfoween #gnr #gunsnroses #slash #axlrose #welcometothejungle (at Gramps)

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Spent my bday running around downtown with a plastic tiara on my head. Thanks to all for the birthday wishes! 🎂🍾🎉🎁#thecorporaterun #postracebeer #startlineselfie @thecorporaterun (at Mercedes Benz of Miami Corporate Run. Bayfront Park)

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Mimosas sans le jus d'orange 🍾 #lategram #brunch #bottlerats #totheturtle #bottomless #6hourslater (at Amour de Miami)

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Everyday ✅ #affirmations #spiritualgangster #perfectweekend (at The Sacred Space Miami)

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Straight outta captions 🌈 #nofilter #arcoiris #yesterday #lategram (at Sanford And Dolores Opera House)

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It's a mermaid unicorn kinda day 🦄🦄🦄 #taiyaki #imissjapan #mac #hope #feelinglucky (at 1-800-Lucky)

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Como? #shesagrandoldflag #windsday #baybe #dametucosita 💨 (at Miami River)