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ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

valtsv

and it's a banger

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

zoi-no-miko

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

yallstar

“average tumblr post has 1 million notes” factoid actualy just statistical error. average tumblr post has 2 notes from committed mutuals. Spiders Georg, who lives in our hearts & gets parodied over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

ruinedchildhood

wastrelwoods

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

enki2

henk-heijmans

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

clementiens

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

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marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

thetruerarkher

fartyrobbins

Uh i sure hope there's not

cassiesart

He's just doing his job

guerrillatech

terrible-tentacle-theatre

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

bears-official

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

terrible-tentacle-theatre

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

thepioden

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

thepurplegeologist

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine.

laboradorescence

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

cowboyism

i am obsessed with how fandom gets into people’s brains and makes them think their blorbos are real people with real feelings. like what do you mean “how can you EVER like chris from peacemaker?? he was mean to adrian and made him cry!!” it’s the plot of the show. i’m watching a television program about a man who murders people for peace.