two weevils, both alike in dignity

teddy he/him mostly star trek, master & commander, and sherlock holmes

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

misc colourful holmses cause i get Tired of the black and white

[brighhton]

spirk will CURE artblock type YES to AFFIRM!!!

[byjove]

When I came out as a lesbian at 13 (long story, am a bisexual man now) one of my dad’s friends gave me a gag gift shirt he had laying around that he was too embarrassed to wear. It said ‘FBI: FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR’ which is an absolutely terrible shirt for a middle aged man to walk around in but wildly funny for a teenage lesbian. And yes, I did wear it. Not to school but frequently at home.

[cardiganbear]

op's mom is jeeves

[cardiganbear]

it was too good I had to

[byjove]

When I came out as a lesbian at 13 (long story, am a bisexual man now) one of my dad’s friends gave me a gag gift shirt he had laying around that he was too embarrassed to wear. It said ‘FBI: FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR’ which is an absolutely terrible shirt for a middle aged man to walk around in but wildly funny for a teenage lesbian. And yes, I did wear it. Not to school but frequently at home.

[cardiganbear]

op's mom is jeeves

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

who up getting they photo taken

[wwillywonka]

sorry.

[cardiganbear]

tfw you want the one you can't have

[traegorn]

People need to remember that this exists.

[mousenemy]

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

[mousenemy]

this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

I dreamt about you last night And I fell out of bed twice

[pizzazium-infinionite]

Watson in adaptations: Holmes your plan is crazy no way I am doing all those really specific things...ok fine I guess you're the genius or whatever 🙄

Watson in canon: do you need me to kill anyone dear. my finger is on the trigger and at your command. I am here to be used. I will literally kill anyone you tell me to.

[cardiganbear]

My hypothesis is that Watson is like this because of all the “chivalric romantic literature” Holmes makes fun of him for reading. He's a bit of a Don Quixote. Like he read Morte d'Arthur as a teenager and (like many a gay Victorian) sublimated his sexuality into elaborate Medieval fantasies of wanting to be a knight and swear undying fealty to his lord... but he's stuck in the stupid chungus 19th century so the closest he can get is following Holmes around and being really intense and weird about him.

[humanundead]

obsessed w him

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

purr

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

sherlock dump

[cardiganbear]

gay autism be upon ye

[loveforjeremybrett]

Jeremy Brett's scene choices are a master class in acting, & a joy to watch. In this scene, I feel that Sherlock is uncomfortable with being touched in that manner, hence trying nicely to pry the woman off of him. I actually feel bad for Sherlock in this scene, in that he isn't amenable to experience the joy the woman is trying to convey through the hug. That said, I can watch this scene over and over, because Jeremy Brett was a phenomenal actor, & I haven't seen a bad performance by him yet.

[whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike]

To me, it looks like he did enjoy it for a split second as he did go to put his arms around her, then backed out of it. I personally think that he did enjoy it momentarily, then became uncomfortable with the close contact and politely pried her off of him before walking over to Watson. He looks almost relieved that she let go of him as soon as she realised he was uncomfortable and Watson watching him like a hawk is so endearing to me because to me it looks like Holmes needs Watson's comfort to calm his mind after that and Watson is only too aware of this fact and willing to help.

Jeremy's subtle acting choices honestly make everything I've seen him in (granted only a few things but I have more on my list to watch, just can't seem to bring myself to watch anything that isn't Granada atm). He was a phenomenal actor and dearly missed

[gentleman-detective]

Yes to all of this! I also interpret his little smirk as him being pleased with her reaction. As someone who hates hugs from strangers, I know you can be glad someone wants to hug you while not wanting any part of the embrace.

[cardiganbear]

Absolutely to all the above! He cares so much (I think in the scene he's lowkey breaking the law to let this couple go free) and he's touched by her thanks, it's just also very much not his preferred way of receiving it. I hadn't noticed the little smile before but it's great — you can see the series of Jeremy Brett microexpressions as he goes from pleased to "ok that's enough of that."

[cardiganbear]

homophobic? oh no, you must have misheard me. I'm holmophobic. yeah I'm terrified of sherlock holmes.