Oh, it's because I don't care

Alex. Dishwasher Queen, I guess. Dad says I swear too much, but it's whatever.

[zegalba]

Robert Mapplethorpe for Helmut Lang (1997)

[godshideouscreation]

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Orange (cardinalcute) 😘

I love you too, Alex.

[cardinalcute]

Take a shower already, you look homeless.

[unholycarrierpigeon]

I'm getting dad to revoke your internet access after 9pm.

[cardinalcute]

Good luck, I don't think either of them knows how to work the router.

[unholycarrierpigeon]

On second thoughts maybe you’re right, I suppose I’ll just have to suffer your taunts then won’t I? Terrible boy. Maybe even the worst.

[cardinalcute]

Compared to you I'm a fucking delight

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Orange (cardinalcute) 😘

I love you too, Alex.

[cardinalcute]

Take a shower already, you look homeless.

[unholycarrierpigeon]

I'm getting dad to revoke your internet access after 9pm.

[cardinalcute]

Good luck, I don't think either of them knows how to work the router.

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Orange (cardinalcute) 😘

I love you too, Alex.

[cardinalcute]

Take a shower already, you look homeless.

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Whilst we're on the subject, it wasn't just once.

[cardinalcute]

They will get divorced and when you ask 'is it our fault?' they will look at you and be like 'Yeah, it's all your fault.'

[unholycarrierpigeon]

I hate it here.

[cardinalcute]

They should divorce

[keremelcream]

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

[themorniingstar]

You have kids?! YOU????

A shocking revelation, I know. Do remember to pick your jaw from the floor.

[cardinalcute]

I’m the best one

[sorbet-sharks]

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[stimangel]

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[cardinalcute]

Get him with the steel chair!

[unholycarrierpigeon]

cardinalcute​:

unholycarrierpigeon​:

Why don’t you want to do it? I thought you liked spending time with your daddy, Alex? This could be good quality time you’re throwing away you know. I see enough of him at work. 

fuk u

Originally posted by muvana

[cardinalcute]

I'm going to tell Dad Michael you volunteered to do it as a form of bonding.

[unholycarrierpigeon]

He’d be lethal if he could use electronics correctly. Someone should teach him, to bring him in to the modern age. Not me though, I’m far too busy for that sort of headache. I say, as I sit blogging on the internet. 

[unholycarrierpigeon]

@cardinalcute Actually, Alex… I think you’d be a good choice for teaching dad to use things properly.

[cardinalcute]

Are you doing this to me because I said you were a slut when you were talking to that cute customer?

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Sure, why not. That’s exactly why. He was cute though. 

[cardinalcute]

Get dad to do it

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Why don’t you want to do it? I thought you liked spending time with your daddy, Alex? This could be good quality time you’re throwing away you know. I see enough of him at work. 

[cardinalcute]

fuk u

[unholycarrierpigeon]

He’d be lethal if he could use electronics correctly. Someone should teach him, to bring him in to the modern age. Not me though, I’m far too busy for that sort of headache. I say, as I sit blogging on the internet. 

[unholycarrierpigeon]

@cardinalcute Actually, Alex… I think you’d be a good choice for teaching dad to use things properly.

[cardinalcute]

Are you doing this to me because I said you were a slut when you were talking to that cute customer?

[unholycarrierpigeon]

Sure, why not. That’s exactly why. He was cute though. 

[cardinalcute]

Get dad to do it

[unholycarrierpigeon]

He’d be lethal if he could use electronics correctly. Someone should teach him, to bring him in to the modern age. Not me though, I’m far too busy for that sort of headache. I say, as I sit blogging on the internet. 

[unholycarrierpigeon]

@cardinalcute Actually, Alex… I think you’d be a good choice for teaching dad to use things properly.

[cardinalcute]

Are you doing this to me because I said you were a slut when you were talking to that cute customer?

[fridayiminlovemp3]

I’m full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way