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We're a huge nerdy homestuck blog that does: God tier analysis, Sessions, Doomed sessions (ask the seer for this!) Quadrants (ask the mage for this!) We will try our best to answer your questions or tell you your tier! DISCLAIMER!: OUR WORD IS NOT THE WORD OF CANON! We could possibly be wrong on certain powers, it's based on lots of researching on what it is, and it's based on what information has been given to us!

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I have tomorrow off, so I'm gonna go through the ask box and answer what I can. I'm no good with quadrants, so I'll get on the Mage to answer them. ~ Seer of Doom

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Well, the ask box is completely empty once again! So send in your asks, get your friends to send in asks, or even your dog! (I’m not picky)

~Seer of Doom

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God Tier Submission

“Hello! I am sorry that this is… so much information? However I was wondering if you could help me find my title?

I have been informed that when someone meets me for the first I come across as extremely intimidating with a quick wit and quicker tongue ready to lash out if pushed.  I look like I am always on edge, taking in everything around me. This being said it is because my mind is a host to a myriad of mental illness that I would prefer not to dwell on, though they are enough to ruin my life if I wasn’t such a stubborn fool. As much as I wish to not dwell on it they are major facets of my personality so I will be brief on the whole mental illness part. I have severe OCD, normally I may keep in under control however I have had to be medicated in the past as to not have near constant panic attacks. ADD, Dyslexia, Depression, Bipolar, and Aspergers are the other major players. The severity is caused in equal parts by heredity and near constant trauma growing up. The irony stands however that outside of my own head I am near fearless, for what can the outside world do that can match the hell of ones own mind?

My level of determination is unhealthy but is counter by a constant need to grow and learn. I will take any knowledge I can absorbing it like a sponge. This combined with my ability to put puzzles togethers and infer information often means I know what I shouldn’t something which constantly feeds my curiosity. It also most likely has to do with my tendency to ramble on and give exposition. When it comes down to it I am either hyper focused on what I am learning or am unable to sit still and absorb anything. My tendency to ramble at length and give more detail than necessary comes from the fact that learning and information are my primary coping mechanisms, and thus giving information is in my eyes one of the kindest things I can do, for who can make a proper decision without all the information they can get? I am constantly absorbing everything going on around me to make proper decisions, its a hard thing to explain but I am fairly optimistic at all points because I believe I can make the best out of any situation.

I’m the sort of person that is slow to anger but once I am upset thats it, I am one mean fucking bitch. Completely vindictive… until someone needs my help. I do tend towards being a passive aggressive shit when annoyed however. I am the sort which tends to make bad shit (ie a teacher figuring out they cheated, people suddenly know the shit they’ve been saying, ext…) happen to those that push me past the point of no return though I have no problem confronting them head on about it either (honestly it just depends on which I find more fitting). The irony is I never lie when angry, generally speaking I… “go for the throat” and will say that which often hurts the most, things I should not know in most cases. I do not however get upset when I get called out on wrong information, I would prefer to have my knowledge correct than have incorrect information. However I am the the sort that rarely speaks unless I am utterly sure of what I am saying, and if I know I am right I will argue literally for hours.

On the other hand despite my… harsher exterior I am willing to become friends with and help just about anyone. I have the unfortunate fate of having a bit of a hero complex as it stands. Combined with my tendency towards extreme loyalty I am more often than not doing what I can to help, guide, and get my friends out of trouble. Despite forming strong bonds easily I can not stand to be held down, always having something to do so I flit between friends and groups easily as breathing. However this does not lessen the strength of my bonds, if the fact so many hold me as a confidant is anything to go by. When need be I can be a charismatic little shit, all honey words and silver tongue, though I prefer to speak bluntly. Being a primarily friendly person there are few things save messing with my friends that will infuriate me as much as treating me like a lesser. This could be contributed to my issues with authority figures, I can not stand to ordered about without reason. I am lucky enough to be the sort who can easily slip in and out of obscurity or the spotlight depending on what needs to be done. Normally I am all gunho to be in the thick of things, though I recognize that at times it is better if I fade more into the backround to get things done.

My hobbies seem endless, I always am looking for something new to do, to challenge me to grow to new heights and stave off the boredom. I have a knack for picking up new things quickly and that makes finding something that can retain my interest increasingly difficult. Biology and History are two things I prefer to read about if not lost in worlds of fantasy, with biology as my primary field of study. I do adore mythology and folklore though none have quite captured my attention as much as the old fey lore. Despite going between hobbies near constantly sewing, cosplay, art, bass guitar, writing, pokemon, and dancing are the other few things which I always return to despite my other flights of fancy.”

There is certainly a flood of information here, which is part of the reason that the Mage of Heart and I took so long in concluding a tier for you. My apologies. But after a lot of thought, we concluded that you might be a Knight of Mind. This mostly comes from your insecurities of yourself, and despite  being aneurotypical, you choose to be active and outgoing.

A Knight either exploits their aspect, or exploits with their aspect, which is where we decided on the aspect of Mind for you. Using Mind, you have managed to cause others to perceive you in different ways depending on the situation. You have admitted that you are sharp witted, which in my opinion, every Mind player should be. Your path for decision making, by absorbing all the information you can, also fits well with how I view the Mind aspect.

An example of an in-comic character that shares this tier is Latula Pyrope.

~Seer of Doom

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maid of rage?

A Maid of Rage would rely on others for their beliefs. What to be skeptical of, what to like or dislike. As they mature with their aspect, they are likely to throw away old notions or beliefs and create their own. Why be scared of the monsters that you were always told were under the bed, if you’ve never seen them for yourself? They could easily become angered at the perceived lies they were raised with, but they are likely to use that rage constructively. They can achieve what others thought of as impossible for them to do. They could instill skepticism or anger in the hearts of others in the form of jealously and doubt. I think of Pan, the satyr god from Greek mythology, causing a hoard of enemies to run with fear at a single scream from the god.

~Seer of Doom

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I have a maid of space here who I think may be inverted. Can you explain what a maid of space turned bard of time would be like?

Bards have a tendency towards mimicking their inverted aspect. There may actually be a chance that your friend is actually a bard of time, mimicking the space aspect.

But anyway, Maids tend to rely on others for their aspect. Relying on others for space, initiating interaction and the like. Bards on the other hand tend to be avoidant of their aspects. Wasting time, or completely tuning out while they work on their own projects. A Maid of Space inverted would no longer really look to others to help them interact, they would possibly start things on their own, inevitably getting absorbed by whatever it is that they have decided to spend their time doing. They may become more reclusive, spending more time with themselves than seeking physical interaction with others.

This is all that comes to mind at the moment, but the idea of inverting between aspects is intriguing, and I plan on doing some more research into it.

~Seer of Doom

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Maid of Void please

Maids typically either create or create with their aspect. A Maid of Void be able to create those ‘empty’ spaces that can be used for anything, or use those ‘empty’ spaces themselves. I use empty in the sense of not nothingness, but more so blank. Kind of like a new template that can eventually be turned into anything. Maybe a field of snow would be a better analogy. At first its empty and vast, but you can decide to make anything you want there. From snowmen, to snow forts and so on and so forth.

Maids of Void can be seen as a wild card. Maids start out relying on others for their aspect. In the case of void, it could be relying on others for their ability to manipulate nothing, like what to know, or when to stop doing something. But as they begin to rely on themselves, they call their own shots. Where to go, what to create. They can become rebellious or reckless. Or maybe even overly careful. I believe this would ultimately depend on the personality of the Maid overall.

~Seer of Doom

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I'm going to go through the ask box today and write up as much as I can. My goal is to have the posts up tomorrow evening when I have labrop, and better WiFi. ~ Seer of Doom

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Can I get a personality and god tier analysis for a Prince of Life? Thanks!

  A Prince of Life puts me in the mind of the stereotypical medieval royal. They gain their life (wealth, power, you name it) by either destroying the life of others, or gaining it through stubborn persistence. They can build their kingdoms through either taking over neighboring countries, or building partnerships. The real trick is not to let this power take over. Princes are a destructive class. Just as easy as they can destroy, their aspect can destroy them. A Prince of Life runs the risk of gluttony, becoming so ‘drunk’ on their power that they don’t know when to stop. It can easily become everything they are, and if something should happen to take everything they gained or created away, they would be quickly destroyed.

  A prince who has gained their ‘life’ benevolently is more likely to keep their power from destroying them. Keeping the royal analogy, a benevolent ruler is more loved by their followers than a tyrant. They would be supported, their kingdoms would grow and flourish with their power. 

  Depending on which Prince you are, would also dictate your powers. A tyrannical Prince would take life, defeating enemies with much raging, and in more of a war type deal than just a game would call for. A benevolent Prince would gain allies before necessarily slaying them as enemies. While both would be like the ultimate general, their methods are as opposite as day and night.

Dirk Strider makes an excellent example of this. Though he is a Heart aspect, he gains many of his relationships through not allowing his own heart/soul to destroy him. He is stubborn, and while he has every ability to destroy himself and others, he picks his battles wisely.

~Seer of Doom

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What do you think a mage of rage would do?

  A Mage of Rage would ultimately suffer from their aspect. While this sounds bad at first, it all depends on how you use the suffering that matters. Rage can be one’s own skepticism, fear, or anger, or that of another. It can cause a stubbornness or timidness, depending on the natural personality of the mage, that ultimately determines how the mage’s power is used. The stubborn mage would be an immovable force. They would not be fooled by tricky enemies or bribed into doing something that they have had negative experiences with in the past. However, the drawback could be that very same stubbornness. The mage can be so set in their beliefs due to their suffering that they may not take the ‘right’ coarse of action, leading to more suffering in the long run.

  A timid mage can run into the same problems. Their suffering at the hands of their own rage may cause them to not take necessary risks in their session. On the other side of this, a timid mage could use their suffering as a catalyst to avoid previous mistakes. They could avoid situations that, in the past, have led to certain outcomes, such as injury or confrontation. They could avoid the previous outcomes by recognizing the stages leading up to them.

  Overall, if a mage of rage recognizes that they can learn from the suffering they have received at the hands of their aspect, they can overcome nearly any obstacle, or avoid any trap.

~ Seer of Doom

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I appreciate the influx on asks coming in, but sadly I’m at work. I’ll be able to empty the inbox in the morning!

~ Seer of Doom

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Is this blog dead?

Hopefully not. We would like to keep going, but that only works if people send in asks.

~ Seer of Doom

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Could you explain some things about a lord of life. I have an idea and askes someone else but they just said " that's a very scary God tier" which doesn't say a lot. :T

In truth, being a Lord of Life could be a very scary thing. They could potentially have the ability to control Life itself, to take or give as they see fit. There is also the potential that they would be great healers, as shown with Feferi and Jane. If we go with the idea that the Doom aspect is about fate and understanding rules, a Lord of Life would be one to overcome the rules, or make their own. They would be able to change their fate as it were. Life continuously adapts, so a Lord of Life may be able to adapt to any situation, finding the best possible way to survive. The could ensure the survival of their session mates, or take the life from their enemies as they saw fit. I personally would not like to be on their bad side.

~Seer of Doom

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Would they be able to make a genesis frog?

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I am not sure to be honest. It might be possible, but I don’t believe that Life powers work to that extent. A Lord of Space may be able to do something akin to that. However, in cannon, the genesis frog is bred, so the same system of lighting the forge is most likely still needed, which can only be done by a Space player if I remember correctly. It’s an interesting theory though. ~Seer of Doom

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Could you explain some things about a lord of life. I have an idea and askes someone else but they just said " that's a very scary God tier" which doesn't say a lot. :T

In truth, being a Lord of Life could be a very scary thing. They could potentially have the ability to control Life itself, to take or give as they see fit. There is also the potential that they would be great healers, as shown with Feferi and Jane. If we go with the idea that the Doom aspect is about fate and understanding rules, a Lord of Life would be one to overcome the rules, or make their own. They would be able to change their fate as it were. Life continuously adapts, so a Lord of Life may be able to adapt to any situation, finding the best possible way to survive. The could ensure the survival of their session mates, or take the life from their enemies as they saw fit. I personally would not like to be on their bad side.

~Seer of Doom

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can you try to explain some of the thing a lord of doom might be able to do possibly?

A Lord of Doom would be the master of Fate itself. Using Caliborn as reference (as he is the only cannon Lord at the moment), it can be possible that a Lord of Doom would be able to destroy fate or manipulate it such a way that benefits them, however, this would be done indirectly. A Lord would have their own minions who would carry out his instructions. They would likely be Doom themed leprechauns, maybe along the lines of death, and very loyal as they know their limitations. Doom itself is not necessarily death, but the consequences of actions. A Lord would be able to understand the progression of their actions and how they affect everyone involved in their session. They would have an understanding that some things can change, but others may not need to. A Lord would know certain fates cannot be reversed, and certain conclusions that would ultimately benefit their session, or at least bring it to the end game. The very nature of the aspect promotes suffering or destruction. Everything must come to an end in it’s allotted time. Lords must suffer to gain their abilities, and a Lord of Doom is no exception. They would have to suffer immensely in order to overcome Doom.In the end however, they would be a very valuable player to have in one’s session. ~Seer of Doom

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What do you guys think the tier of someone is usally alway grumpy and angry very selfish and gluttonous, always puts himself before others. BUT! This person also is VERY VERY clingy when they get tk know someone very well and LOVES attention and them

I do apologize for the lateness of this response. However, in my defense, you were very hard to pin down. From what you have shared, I believe your tier is one associated with Rage. Your honesty or absolute criticism of yourself fall well within the Rage Aspect’s limits of skepticism and perhaps denial as well. Rage does not necessarily mean hatred, for it is also heavily tied with belief. The belief of how one sees themselves in comparison to others, or how they believe themselves to be viewed by others. The Rage Aspect can be useful by helping others use their anger or beliefs to overcome obstacles. Whether this be an enemy or themselves is up to the hero. With a stretch, it is possible that you could be a Knight of Rage; this going on your self-proclaimed clingy-ness. However, with putting yourself before others, you may also be a Thief. Knights can be seen as clingy as they are the class that is the most afraid of failure. As a Knight, you would have to overcome the darkened image of yourself, using your powers to overcome the blindness that rage can create over oneself and use it against your enemies to benefit your group. As a Thief, you could easily exploit others through knowing what makes them angry, or destroying their beliefs. This could destroy the moral of your enemy, and give your group a fighting chance. If this still doesn’t quite fit, do keep in mind that there are potentially 48 different aspects (from the squiddle session that created the troll universe), many of which have yet to be explored.~Seer of Doom

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What god tier do you think fits someone who's optimistic most of the time, but deep down they're repressing an immense amount of sadness? They're typically very friendly and warm to others, if a bit quiet/reserved. I'm pretty sure they're a knight, i'm just not super sure on their aspect. they also have a problem with indecisiveness, and they're fairly impulsive. they'll typically end up thinking on their feet, and they're pretty good at it. also what powers would their god tier have?

I think their aspect would be mind, they do alot of thinking you said, which is literally what all the mind players do, Terezi for example thought and saw out what her and Karkat’s (Honk honk meow) fate would be if Vriska went after Bec Noir, and they usually come out on top you said, which supports this factor.

As for the powers? They would use the mind as a weapon, their own mind as well as their enemies minds, they would exploit their enemies thoughts and use them against the person, they can use the logic of that person against them.

I feel the knight of mind would be very helpful to one’s team.

~Mage of Heart

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Could you analyze a Knight of Void please?

Knight of Void - 

 The first thing that needs to be understood is that void is not necessarily nothing. If you’re familiar with Greek mythology, the ‘void’ as we know it, was the primordial abyss of Chaos, from which everything was created. As a Knight of Void, one would be able to use this ‘chaos’ to protect the members of their session. They would have the ability to destroy their enemies at the very base of their creation. I would like to picture this as watching their enemies go up in smoke, literally. Dissolving in the face of their adversaries. However, a Knight of Void would have to be cautious, lest the very power they control overwhelms them. A strong belief in one’s abilities with such an aspect is the one of the only ways to combat this.

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~ Seer of Doom