Cards Against Humanity Responses

My friends and I have been playing Cards Against Humanity. Here are some of the things we've come up with. (Yes, we're horrible people. We know.) var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-43729857-2']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

[winklevines]

shit just got /real/

[girthakitt-blog]

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[swallowmortality]

[carrienyman]

[makenoiseaboutthinking]

“The president asked for an intelligence assessment. This is not the intelligence assessment the president asked for,” a senior administration official said. The official said intelligence is already available on the countries included in Mr. Trump’s ban and just needs to be compiled.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-rejects-intelligence-report-on-travel-ban-1487987629

This is LITERALLY what the Bush administration did in regards to Iraq and Al Qaeda. They asked for pointed intelligence briefings that supported invaded Iraq and did not listen to the other facts. (You know, the ones that pointed to invading Iraq being a bad idea and the lack of ties between Al Qaeda and Iraq)

[cardsagainsthumanityresponses]

I've been silent but now I shout.

Trump has outright stated that “We don’t want them [Muslims].” That's where I draw the line. I haven’t agreed with any of his policies but I’ve been staying somewhat silent online, trying to respect the office even if I can’t respect the person in it. That ends now. I’m going to post as much as I want about politics and it won’t be tagged. If you’re not a liberal and will be offended please unfollow me. As my friends at school with me know, I haven’t been silent about my disdain for Trump’s actions and how much they echo Nazi Germany. I’m taking that opinion online. I’m just going to state it once and not reblog the posts going around, but this blog is a safe haven for everyone. People of Color, Muslims, Jews, the LGBTQ community, trans people, nonbinary people, any marginalized group. My ask is open. As a college student I don’t know that I have the resources to help in all ways necessary but I’ll do my best.

[enchantedrose1937]

[computerbaby-moved-deactivated2]

the story of my life

[callstheadventurescience]

[wholefoodsorganickale]

The very first fucking card

[foreveralone-lyguy]

nostalgia pack

[the-daily-dose-community]

[ladiesagainsthumanity]

[ladiesagainsthumanity]

The return of a classic. Ay, dios mio! 

[ladiesagainsthumanity]

A time-honored tradition! 

[makenoiseaboutthinking]

I’d be super super grateful if anyone who lives in NYC or spends a significant amount of time there could fill this out. And if you’re not from the area could you reblog this? I’m doing some research for a book and I want to get the widest response possible. Thank you so so much in advance! http://goo.gl/forms/r5PGYCmZKO

[hiddenlacuna]

ACCURATE

[goodgrammaritan]

Correct.

[hiddenlacuna]

Plausible.

[cardsagainsthumanityresponses]

[meowjorie]

my Christmas gift to you guys is the best Cards Against Humanity combination ever

[fenrir-kin]

GET. OUT.

[chesacakeripper]

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[maesonc]

@hardly-questionable

[thoughtfll-deactivated20191103]

Paging @theladydamfino

[theladydamfino]

Basically what I asked for for Christmas. THANKS FOR NOTHING SANTA.

[chesacakeripper]

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[onetwo-fuckyou]

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