Smp Incorrect Quotes and Headcanons

Some headcanons and incorrect quotes for some minecraft smps

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Hello and welcome! This blog is, obviously, an incorrect quotes blog (and headcanon maybe sometimes), it's for hermitcraft, empires, the life series, harmony hollow (I've only seen s3 & 4), x life, one life, afterlife(alsmp), and rats smp, you get the point, anyone involved in those smps.

Please feel free to submit headcanons or incorrect quotes!! Btw I don't watch everyone thats apart of these smps so there may be some times where I don't fully know what you're talking about sorry lol.

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Martyn: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time

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Joel, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Emperor Zurg!

Jimmy: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit

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Jimmy: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen

Grian: That’s a snake

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Martyn: My dad has a spiked collar

Martyn: *dog

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Martyn: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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fWhip: Jimmy, my old friend!

Jimmy: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

fWhip: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Jimmy: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Joel: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Jimmy: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Sausage, recording : This is so cute

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Jimmy: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail

Scar: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station

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Jimmy, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

fWhip, standing in front of Jimmy: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Jimmy, crying: Please...stop...

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Scott: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people

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The Sheriff: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Grian: Hey, Timmy

The Sheriff: GODDAMIT

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oh my goodness someone else who remembers Harmony Hollow-

Yes!!! I miss Harmony Hallow sm, I wish more ppl knew about it and appreciated it!

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Pix: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Joel: It’s not a joke

Joel: *sniffles*

Joel: I’m a legit snack

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The Orb is what gave Oli the power to remember other smps

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Hermes is actually mute and uses signs to communicate with people. He's also a good artist.(in Sausage's latest episode he gave Hermes a room and there was a painting, Hermes painted it)

!!! Imagine all the rulers using sign language to talk to him.,,, he’s super close with Scott because he always asks him for dye 🥺🥺

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Pix: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Scott: Oh, I'm always running

Scott: The question is from what