Sometimes I forget some people actively hate Yui because ethier they want to be constantly harassed by vampires or because they think they would do a better job than her.
They wouldn’t.
They would actually die.
100%. Really fast, too! Honestly, I think people don't take it seriously enough that humans are food to vampires. Like, consider how you feel about cows… and consider how you'd feel about one that you were given if you were practically never able to eat any meat, AND you've always had to be the one to slaughter them, so you're already used to this being the way you get your burgers. Cows are super cute and sweet! But they're just cows. You might feel a little bad, but unless that cow is really, REALLY special, you're probably not going to actually hold back. Not killing the cow is an act of generosity and sacrifice - and at the very least, you are going to keep that cow as your *pet,* not as your equal. Frankly, the fact that a human being might be as intelligent as you are is not something that would occur to a decades old vampire, and also something that might not be true! I am excited to talk about this, but I'll stick to the topic at hand for now. Now, combine all this with the Sakamaki Brothers' absolutely toxic personalities, and the fact that they are eternally bored teenage boys with practically no jobs or prospects that don't involve killing you. Also, friendly reminder that, no, they cannot just bite you forever very moderately so that you can stay alive. If they do that, you're going to start turning into a vampire, and the process is almost sure to kill you horribly. It makes absolutely no sense to get attached to you. Yui is an incredible exception, and it is very much due to Cordelia's heart, though that isn't sufficient in itself. Frankly, the best option for your average bride is to go crazy as fast as you can and try to enjoy the ride. We all go sometime. It's what we are. At least it's a potentially beautiful way to die, right? (Do not listen to me.)
