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All eight of them
i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.
Blergh
I am running a campaign where the end boss is a lich necromancer. He is raising the dead and sending them to wreak havoc in a nearby town. I explained to the players that all the dead of the town are rising as undead servants of the lich.
Me: Okay, while you are speaking to the bartender a halfling comes barreling into the tavern and looking very distressed. He goes to the bartender (an ex-adventurer) and whispers something to her frantically. She turns to the party and tells you that Barthen the halfling farmer is willing to pay 50 gold to anyone who can kill the badgers that are ravaging his farm.
(most of the party agrees to help, there are some shenanigans in the bar because the fighter has never seen a tiefling and is convinced that the bartender is a demon-lady)
Me: okay, you arrive at the farm, and you see…
three giant badgers.
Druid: wait giant badgers?
Fighter: I thought they were just regular badgers
Me: they are decidedly not regular badgers. They are in fact, giant badgers.
Fighter: I throw both of my spears at them (the fighter has feats and dual wields spears)
(they eventually kill all three of them after some burning hands hooliganism)
Me: Well done.
Cleric ooc: how much exp do we get?
Me: Well, you’re not done yet.
Druid ooc: What?
Me: As you walk away from the farm, you see movement. You turn to see three giant undead badgers, one of which is on fire.
Druid: I roll to cry.
Minty: “I still have my two dead lizards.” Me: “What exactly do you plan on doing with those dead lizards?” Minty: “Well when Rowan learns Reanimate Dead I’ll have two live lizards.”
Remember that episode of spongebob when he got a jellyfish and they did E all night and danced to house music
Lana Del Rey: Born To Die