sadomasokistisen toyboyn

Mio | They/He | 20s

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[pojkflata]

I've never met a boat-shaped food I didn't like

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hideo kojima originally wanted The End's boss fight in mgs3 to only be completable if you mailed him a picture of a cat eating dog food and a dog eating cat food

[useless-immortal]

himmel OCH pannkaka? I den här ekonomin?

[cybermanes]

White boys be like “this song was in Tony hawks pro skater 3”

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[naamahdarling]

As someone in a relationship with a Hawaiian shirt wearing trans dude who will, ah, do me right, my initial assumption was completely correct.

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[thememedaddy]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[pancakeke]

*bashes it with another master lock*

[skillzyo]

okay so like. I’ve been under the impression that Ryan Murphy officially announced he was doing a Glee reboot and everyone was mad at Brenda Song for joining the cast and I was like, “Okay, but Brenda Song is just trying to get paid. We should just be mad at Ryan Murphy.”

And I’m really glad I didn’t bring this up with Rob while we were hanging out today because I just realized before making this post that it was just a hyper-realistic dream I had and not something that was actually happening.

[biomic]

[skillzyo]

[biomic]

[drumsolo77]

bring out the

fine china..

[pojkflata]

I literally am like a football themed parody of the Grinch I can't stand football and I live just outside an actual football field in a city obsessed with the stuff

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[do-u-know-this-autisticcharacter]

Do You Know This (non-canon) Autistic Character?

Morgan Månstråle (Morgan Moonbeam) from Mystikhörnan (Web Series)

Yes, I know him and see them as autistic

Yes, I know him, but I don't see them as autistic

I've heard of him

I don't know him, but they seem autistic

I don't know him, but they don't seem autistic

I don't know him

Voting ended onMar 30, 2025

Propaganda:

- Unusual eating habits: He likes making his own smoothie for breakfast, but when his friend tries it he ends up gagging

- Strange clothing choices: Has been dressing up in variations of the same old-fashioned suit and tie in unusual colours since the 80's, and fails to see why it sticks out in the modern day ("As if what you're wearing is discreet." "It's just a normal suit with a personal touch?")

- Hyperfixates on conspiracy theories and cryptozoological creatures above all else

- Difficulties socialising: only has one friend, and flashbacks to his university life show that Morgan would make everyone uncomfortable at parties by shouting about his fixations (his narration implies that he is oblivious to their discomfort)

- Black and White thinking: Anyone who disagrees with him HAS TO be part of a conspiracy, aside from his landlord who gets a pass because he was merely *possessed* by a Reptilian and has since gotten his body back

Any other details:

The show is intended to be a "parody of conspiracy theories and those that believe in them", so I doubt that he was intended to be neurodivergent but want to see if others interpret him that way