Just A Dorito Trying To Live My Life

Cars 2 ruined the franchise. Cars should have been a standalone movie.

[egberts]

Paw patrol fandom coming to check you bitch!!!! *starts to bark*

[generous-dimensions]

[culopeludo]

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[alejandr-oh]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

well i’ll be darned… it’s the last goof of the decade folks!

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[bunnywoman]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

[baby-yodes]

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

[mariuspunsmercy]

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[blessed-high11y-favored]

REPEAT AFTER ME : I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life✨

[bean-winchester]

Disney: we love the LGBT community

[sara-withoutanh]

today on "hozier liked":

[24ozsteak]

red dead redemption 2 but i sit on an elliptical while i play and every time i use my horse i start pedaling

[24ozsteak]

lets get on it

[24ozsteak]

i respect horses now

[deanky]

Really like that angry beavers episode where their cousin visits and it is real beaver

[deanky]

and they jsut keep calling him a freak