petrichor.

[teenscoolest]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[meangirlnurse]

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

[meangirlnurse]

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

[meangirlnurse]

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

[meangirlnurse]

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

[meangirlnurse]

one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”

she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain

(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)

my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”

[meangirlnurse]

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

[ziraseal]

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

[mymodernmet]

Toppled Teacups Overflow with Dried Leaves and Delicate Flowers

[ruinedchildhood]

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

[mrssallbrazilian-blog]

I wonder how many times this post was reblogged from an iPhone

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[fuckyeahdrugpolicy]

[justice4mikebrown]

Download and learn more about the app here.

[imoverallofit]

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

[lividlovers]

This is so fucking amazing!

Some solutions may seem so small but this is a greater impact.

[hate-police]

BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

[careuhbrianne]

*cop car pulls out from side of road*

me:shit shit shit what did i do shit

*cop car passes me by*

me:yeah that's what i thought bitch

[tinydeskcontest]

Watch Tank And The Bangas’ Tiny Desk Concert Now!

“Out of over 6,000 entries — more submissions than we’ve ever received — Tank And The Bangas won, unanimously, this year’s Tiny Desk Contest. I fully expected their victory performance here at NPR headquarters in D.C. to be celebratory. I didn’t know we’d all end up in tears.”

– Bob Boilen

Watch the full concert here.

[nprmusic]

There was not a dry eye to be found at NPR HQ when Tank and the Bangas performed at the Tiny Desk. This is one you don’t want to miss. 

[npr]

Tank and the Bangas brought out all the feels here at NPR Headquarters when they made their victory lap around the Tiny Desk. If you haven’t heard them yet, they combine R&B with hip-hop’s poetry and rollercoaster storytelling, with a flair and alchemy that could only come from New Orleans. Their winning song, “Quick,” mixes liquor and revenge — a sort of modern day take on a great folk tale, but peppered with their own idiosyncratic flair and humor. — Meg Kelly

[bb-gr8]

so jill ate her own adoption form

[mineapple]

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

[nick-avallone]

pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer

[terribletide]

things i love:

-space

-the ocean

things i am terrified of:

-space

-the ocean

[kodaksnacks-blog]

So y'all gonna allow this man on the courts , just straight killin ankles and kriss kross on y'all asses ?

[creamynut]

THIS WAS HIGHY UNNECESSARY AND DISRESPECTFUL

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

first nigga whole entire shoe came off :/

[thetattedstoner]

I wanted to ask if that was dyckman lol

[clarknokent]

The last 4 hurt my soul

[thabootyscholar]

@shootmeadub

[danger]

[art-and-things-of-beauty]

A surprising result - A pair of paintings by William Henry Hamilton Trood (British, 1848-1899). 

[ultralaser]

this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif

[caro-meow]

[claycaduceus]

some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture

me: