Hello, hello?

May I be the first to congratulate you?

[carl-projektorinski]

To buy a heat magazine @beeing_bessie #london #birthday #wonderfulgirlfriend

[carl-projektorinski]

And the guns shot above our heads🐬 #Bristol #lastweek

[carl-projektorinski]

Everything is falling

And I don't know where to land

[carl-projektorinski]

So far today I've learnt that 2 years of my life and 18k worth of tuition can all fit into a binder file... Hmm...

[catsbeaversandducks]

[princesconsuela]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S APPRECIATION WEEK         ↳ Day 1: Quotes for life

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[carl-projektorinski]

Why aren't we dating?!

We'd be great together..

[1440p]

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

[1440p]

Napoleon

[1440p]

[psychokangaroo]

“Napoleon”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HON HON HON MONSIEUR KETCHUM

[jigglypuffsvevo]

its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet

[tinas-belcher]

everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me: 

[awesomefrench]

Toutes ces américaines, qui ont un accent tout choupidou et qui disent “Merrssi bocuu” Et à chaque fois, j’ai envie de répondre “Indeed”. 

[lizzie-mcguire]

Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only to be aware to stop and savor it.

[livingpierside]

[equalistmako]

i fucking hate receiving faxes while i’m working the graveyard shift. i’m always terrified i’ll pull the paper out of the machine & some horrifiying words will be staring up at me in bold print

[buzzfeed]

[mapsontheweb]

Map of country genders in French.