Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
I’m waterproof down to my circuits and I’m pretty sure I can survive sharks…little buddy
DIDN'T I SAY TO STOP CALLING ME THAT, URINE-BOY?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!
Let’s see…
Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKAAGHHHHHHHHHH STEEL HURTS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did you expect-EWWWW
How long has it been since you’ve gotten up from that armchair?! EYUCK!
OWCCHHHH.. I LAST TOOK A SHOWER 9 MONTHS AGOOO.. BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU-?!
BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE YOU BELONG IN THE STONE AGE
YOUR TAKING A SHOWER RIGHT NOW
NO! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NOOOO!!
Hey, pal! That's no way to talk to new neighbors dontcha think?
You’re absolutely right!…
What would your name happen to be?
Dally-hoo! You seem like the interesting type, the name's Eddie Bull, buddy! Welcome to the neighborhood, Pal! Good to meet'cha!
Why thank you! You’re very friendly (and small…you remind me of Spike and Dimitri…)
Uhh, are the 4th grader and expired milkshake always like this?
Yeah, unfortunately! Those two always make the "most embarrassing moments" headlines my pal Dora writes for the news here! It's like they never learn.. Pity, right?
