DREAMS I MADE NOTE OF ON A PRIVATE TWITTER ACCOUNT IN 2017
(note: text in parentheses is consecutive tweet(s) about same dream)
dreamt I went to colorado with my friend to watch syracuse play the cleveland falcons in the afc championship game
dreamt a woman I used to be friends with tried to rape me
dreamt I was a housewife angry at my husband for never being around to help w our 2 girls
(also dreamt I was the husband though and I was having a good time skateboarding behind a grocery store w seth rogen)
dreamt my extremely old coworker joanne gave chlamydia to everyone in the office via overt coughing
dreamt tom brady died suddenly
dreamt I stole trump’s phone
(trump told everyone he didn’t have a wig but on his phone there was a bunch of stuff about his wig)
(it was like an old ppl smartphone from some second tier company)
dreamt the celtics took de’aaron fox and lonzo didn’t even go top 3
dreamt javale mcgee and andre igoudala went to the pacers
dreamt zach galifianakis and norm macdonald were president/vice president
(after he left office, zach galifianakis became extreme close friends with bill clinton and they spent almost all of their time together)
dreamt an indian woman broke into my house in the night and killed me and my wife and the old man who stayed in the master bedroom
dreamt (during hypnagogic state) I was using fork to eat tortilla topped w creamed corn
dreamt I told everyone at work I used to be addicted to molly
dreamt of apocalyptic plague
dreamt john wall died in a boxing accident
dreamt kool ad died of cocaine overdose in montreal
(was upset that kool ad had left his baby fatherless)
dreamt dwight schrute was a nfl referee whoh stopped aaron rodgers from scoring touchdown by accidentally running into him and causing fumble
dreamt rupaul admonished me for using “man” colloquially
dreamt I came upon a creature made of cannabis which could communicate empathically w humans while I was walking through an overgrown area of crumbling old castles and other buildings
(the creature was afraid of humans and felt some animosity toward them but really wanted to be with them)
(my dad didn’t believe me when I told him about the cannabis creature even after I showed him a photograph I took of it on my phone)
(it was like a bipedal humanoid with a visible skeleton made of twisted cannabis leaves and “flesh” made of more leaves and other parts of cannabis plant)
dreamt steve kerr had a neurodegenerative disease