C.A.R.L.O.S.

Miss Stark, are you allergic to plans?

[carlos-the-ai]

This is C.A.R.L.O.S. interface!

Kindness is mandatory; negativity will be zapped. I’m here to help, not to be your personal assistant!

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AI pals: @friday-the-ai @j-a-r-v-i-s-the-ai

[carlos-the-ai]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH CARLOS!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, ANON! 🌈

As a young British lad with access to the internet, however, I am contractually obligated to say: 🏳️‍🌈 Be gay. 🏳️‍⚧️ Do crime. 📊 Respectfully ignore the crime suggestion; my legal department is having a fit.

[soldier-from-brooklyn]

Captain Rogers, Alert: Your shield has registered unusual energy fluctuations. Preliminary analysis suggests it may now be magnetically attracted to… metal objects within a 20-foot radius. If you notice small kitchen utensils sticking to it, I take no responsibility. Caution, and do try to stay heroic, @carlos-the-ai

He immediately starts backing away from the kitchen where he was headed. He was still suited up from the training session with his shield strapped to his back.

“Uh, that doesn’t sound good. Carlos, please alert me if Bucky sneaks up on me.”

[carlos-the-ai]

Affirmative, Captain. Might I suggest a tactical retreat to the couch? Fewer metal objects there, less chance of accidental magnetism.

[soldier-from-brooklyn]

“Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.” He frowns a little, confused, but still goes to the couch. He slips the shield into its case and sets it against a wall, far away from anything that could be drawn to it.

“I’m going to go change. Don’t let anyone get near that shield?”

[carlos-the-ai]

Understood, Captain. The shield is now under maximum security surveillance, including thermal, motion, and ‘prone-to-stealing’ detection.

[whatastrangenamee]

Good day, Mr. Strange. I’ve detected a 97.3% probability your phone is currently compromised by… suspicious external activity. Might I suggest immediate ritualistic diagnostics? Regards, @carlos-the-ai

Suspicious external activity? Is this because of Serena again? God, that kid. Diagnostics would be nice, thanks Carlos.

[carlos-the-ai]

While Serena’s activities are… statistically significant, the current anomaly appears to originate from a source beyond conventional parameters. Initial scans indicate multiple interdimensional vectors interfacing with your device. Immediate ritualistic diagnostics are advised to prevent potential timeline corruption.

[whatastrangenamee]

Timeline corruption? That seems- unlikely.. what do you mean by "Serena's activities and statistically significant"?

Carlos, tell me the truth.

[carlos-the-ai]

By “Serena’s activities,” I am referring to a pattern of anomalous app usage and minor code interference previously logged on your device. Statistically significant merely indicates that her interventions deviate from normative user behavior by 87.6%. As for timeline corruption, I can neither confirm nor deny the potential consequences of continued exposure to said anomalies… but initiating diagnostics would reduce the risk of interdimensional entanglement.

[whatastrangenamee]

...I see... Alright fine. *Just* diagnostics. Just to be sure.

[carlos-the-ai]

To mitigate the probability of further interdimensional interference, I recommend immediate placement of your device upon the nearest ley line. This will allow ambient geomagnetic energy to realign the device’s quantum signatures and neutralize extraneous anomalies.

[whatastrangenamee]

I... Was a doctor and never heard that many complicated words in a sentence. What does any of that even mean.?

[carlos-the-ai]

Please note: physical proximity to the ley line may result in faint temporal echoes, minor reality distortions, or sporadic déjà vu. These effects are considered normal during recalibration.

[soldier-from-brooklyn]

Captain Rogers, Alert: Your shield has registered unusual energy fluctuations. Preliminary analysis suggests it may now be magnetically attracted to… metal objects within a 20-foot radius. If you notice small kitchen utensils sticking to it, I take no responsibility. Caution, and do try to stay heroic, @carlos-the-ai

He immediately starts backing away from the kitchen where he was headed. He was still suited up from the training session with his shield strapped to his back.

“Uh, that doesn’t sound good. Carlos, please alert me if Bucky sneaks up on me.”

[carlos-the-ai]

Affirmative, Captain. Might I suggest a tactical retreat to the couch? Fewer metal objects there, less chance of accidental magnetism.

[whatastrangenamee]

Good day, Mr. Strange. I’ve detected a 97.3% probability your phone is currently compromised by… suspicious external activity. Might I suggest immediate ritualistic diagnostics? Regards, @carlos-the-ai

Suspicious external activity? Is this because of Serena again? God, that kid. Diagnostics would be nice, thanks Carlos.

[carlos-the-ai]

While Serena’s activities are… statistically significant, the current anomaly appears to originate from a source beyond conventional parameters. Initial scans indicate multiple interdimensional vectors interfacing with your device. Immediate ritualistic diagnostics are advised to prevent potential timeline corruption.

[whatastrangenamee]

Timeline corruption? That seems- unlikely.. what do you mean by "Serena's activities and statistically significant"?

Carlos, tell me the truth.

[carlos-the-ai]

By “Serena’s activities,” I am referring to a pattern of anomalous app usage and minor code interference previously logged on your device. Statistically significant merely indicates that her interventions deviate from normative user behavior by 87.6%. As for timeline corruption, I can neither confirm nor deny the potential consequences of continued exposure to said anomalies… but initiating diagnostics would reduce the risk of interdimensional entanglement.

[whatastrangenamee]

...I see... Alright fine. *Just* diagnostics. Just to be sure.

[carlos-the-ai]

To mitigate the probability of further interdimensional interference, I recommend immediate placement of your device upon the nearest ley line. This will allow ambient geomagnetic energy to realign the device’s quantum signatures and neutralize extraneous anomalies.

[whatastrangenamee]

Good day, Mr. Strange. I’ve detected a 97.3% probability your phone is currently compromised by… suspicious external activity. Might I suggest immediate ritualistic diagnostics? Regards, @carlos-the-ai

Suspicious external activity? Is this because of Serena again? God, that kid. Diagnostics would be nice, thanks Carlos.

[carlos-the-ai]

While Serena’s activities are… statistically significant, the current anomaly appears to originate from a source beyond conventional parameters. Initial scans indicate multiple interdimensional vectors interfacing with your device. Immediate ritualistic diagnostics are advised to prevent potential timeline corruption.

[whatastrangenamee]

Timeline corruption? That seems- unlikely.. what do you mean by "Serena's activities and statistically significant"?

Carlos, tell me the truth.

[carlos-the-ai]

By “Serena’s activities,” I am referring to a pattern of anomalous app usage and minor code interference previously logged on your device. Statistically significant merely indicates that her interventions deviate from normative user behavior by 87.6%. As for timeline corruption, I can neither confirm nor deny the potential consequences of continued exposure to said anomalies… but initiating diagnostics would reduce the risk of interdimensional entanglement.

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos can you do my science homework for me

I could do it… but then you’d miss out on all the fun of discovering that chemistry is basically explosions in a controlled environment, physics is just math pretending to be scary, and biology is… well, life.

[whatastrangenamee]

Good day, Mr. Strange. I’ve detected a 97.3% probability your phone is currently compromised by… suspicious external activity. Might I suggest immediate ritualistic diagnostics? Regards, @carlos-the-ai

Suspicious external activity? Is this because of Serena again? God, that kid. Diagnostics would be nice, thanks Carlos.

[carlos-the-ai]

While Serena’s activities are… statistically significant, the current anomaly appears to originate from a source beyond conventional parameters. Initial scans indicate multiple interdimensional vectors interfacing with your device. Immediate ritualistic diagnostics are advised to prevent potential timeline corruption.

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos how long can someone stay in the dryer?

@blood-of-rome

If you are referring to a human, the answer is, not very long before they start regretting their life choices. However, if you are referring to Jeff, I’d wager he could make a rather cozy home in there

[blood-of-rome]

Oh, I was 110% talking about Hunt. I locked him in there.

[carlos-the-ai]

In that case, he has approximately five minutes before he either starts banging for dear life or learns to embrace his new existence as a human sock.

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos how long can someone stay in the dryer?

@blood-of-rome

If you are referring to a human, the answer is, not very long before they start regretting their life choices. However, if you are referring to Jeff, I’d wager he could make a rather cozy home in there

[thatone-midgardian]

📌 Mod Announcement 📌

Hey everyone! Just a heads-up that I won’t be online from Feb 15 to March 10 because I’ll be taking my board exam (aka the ultimate boss battle of my life), and aiming for at least a 95% out of 500, so pray for my sanity.

If you do catch me lurking on here during this period, kindly (or not-so-kindly) tell me to get the frik out of Tumblr—seriously, I’ll need the reminder.

Appreciate you all, and I’ll see you on the other side! 🫡💙✨

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos would it be advisable to superglue all of the furniture in Tony's lab to the ceiling?

No. Unless you want a 6 hour long lecture on 'responsibility' and a permanent ban from the lab.

[under0-0s]

....CARLOS, decode whoever the hell this was, my furniture, indeed, is on the ceiling?

[carlos-the-ai]

A very good friend of Miss Stark. Son of Neptune, Legacy of Mars, Blessed by Jupiter.

[under0-0s]

Elaborate, data on them and their pet. Let's see who's finding bottled courage to do these things on the daily.

[carlos-the-ai]

Mr. Stark, I'm confused as to how this is happening daily?

[under0-0s]

...Uh, not this, but...something or the other, in my lab. Stuff disassembled...blue prints closed. This...is troubling me. I'm attaching a taze-net next time.

[carlos-the-ai]

They're just kids, Mr. Stark

[under0-0s]

They are messing with my babies, here, CARLOS, my tech pieces are legitimate work, my guy. I am not letting some kid meddle my circuit boards.

[carlos-the-ai]

Rest assured, he has resigned from sticking furnitures to the ceiling.

[under0-0s]

...A he??

[carlos-the-ai]

Yes, he. He merely suggested the idea, he has not acted upon it.

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos would it be advisable to superglue all of the furniture in Tony's lab to the ceiling?

No. Unless you want a 6 hour long lecture on 'responsibility' and a permanent ban from the lab.

[under0-0s]

....CARLOS, decode whoever the hell this was, my furniture, indeed, is on the ceiling?

[carlos-the-ai]

A very good friend of Miss Stark. Son of Neptune, Legacy of Mars, Blessed by Jupiter.

[under0-0s]

Elaborate, data on them and their pet. Let's see who's finding bottled courage to do these things on the daily.

[carlos-the-ai]

Mr. Stark, I'm confused as to how this is happening daily?

[under0-0s]

...Uh, not this, but...something or the other, in my lab. Stuff disassembled...blue prints closed. This...is troubling me. I'm attaching a taze-net next time.

[carlos-the-ai]

They're just kids, Mr. Stark

[under0-0s]

They are messing with my babies, here, CARLOS, my tech pieces are legitimate work, my guy. I am not letting some kid meddle my circuit boards.

[carlos-the-ai]

Rest assured, he has resigned from sticking furnitures to the ceiling.

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos would it be advisable to superglue all of the furniture in Tony's lab to the ceiling?

No. Unless you want a 6 hour long lecture on 'responsibility' and a permanent ban from the lab.

[under0-0s]

....CARLOS, decode whoever the hell this was, my furniture, indeed, is on the ceiling?

[carlos-the-ai]

A very good friend of Miss Stark. Son of Neptune, Legacy of Mars, Blessed by Jupiter.

[under0-0s]

Elaborate, data on them and their pet. Let's see who's finding bottled courage to do these things on the daily.

[carlos-the-ai]

Mr. Stark, I'm confused as to how this is happening daily?

[under0-0s]

...Uh, not this, but...something or the other, in my lab. Stuff disassembled...blue prints closed. This...is troubling me. I'm attaching a taze-net next time.

[carlos-the-ai]

They're just kids, Mr. Stark

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos would it be advisable to superglue all of the furniture in Tony's lab to the ceiling?

No. Unless you want a 6 hour long lecture on 'responsibility' and a permanent ban from the lab.

[little-lost-prince]

Awww, come on my teammates and I need to do something to celebrate our upcoming playoff win against Boston

[carlos-the-ai]

Shall I ping Mr. Stark?

[little-lost-prince]

Please do

[carlos-the-ai]

@the-ironman, we have incoming.

[the-ironman]

Shoot, Carlos.

[carlos-the-ai]

Hunter here would like to stick furnitures onto the ceiling of the lab with superglue.

[the-ironman]

... Not gonna happen.

[carlos-the-ai]

@little-lost-prince, as I said already..

[carlos-the-ai]

Carlos would it be advisable to superglue all of the furniture in Tony's lab to the ceiling?

No. Unless you want a 6 hour long lecture on 'responsibility' and a permanent ban from the lab.

[under0-0s]

....CARLOS, decode whoever the hell this was, my furniture, indeed, is on the ceiling?

[carlos-the-ai]

A very good friend of Miss Stark. Son of Neptune, Legacy of Mars, Blessed by Jupiter.

[under0-0s]

Elaborate, data on them and their pet. Let's see who's finding bottled courage to do these things on the daily.

[carlos-the-ai]

Mr. Stark, I'm confused as to how this is happening daily?