"JARVIS, drop my needle."
“You ever look at your to-do list, and the first thing you think is, ‘Oh, this is fine. Nothing could possibly go wrong’? Then five minutes later, you’re on the phone with NASA trying to figure out how to reverse a global blackout because your genius idea turned into a power surge the size of Rhode Island?”
Yeah. Welcome to Stark Industries, where the motto is ‘I’ll fix it, and then I’ll break it again just for fun.’ You know what I do for a living? I make things blow up. For science. Not even an exaggeration. That’s basically my whole thing. I build stuff—usually tech that’s too advanced for anyone else to understand—and then I try to keep the universe from ending. No pressure.
And, let’s be real, I’m not exactly “humble” about it. You think Steve’s out here in the gym, flexing for the camera, trying to inspire the masses with his ‘All-American charm’? Nah, not my style. I’m too busy saving the world in a metal suit that I made with my own two hands (and a little help from some extremely expensive, top-secret tech that would probably get me arrested if I told you how it worked). But, hey, who needs humility when you’ve got a suit that can fly at Mach 5 and shoot lasers from your palms? Not me.
Look, I don’t do this for the thanks. If I did, I’d just let someone else try to fix the fact that Loki’s back and trying to turn New York into a giant parking lot for space snakes. Or, I don’t know, deal with the fact that Ultron was a very bad idea (but it was a good learning experience, right?). If I relied on gratitude, I’d be broke and probably dead by now.
So, yeah. I’ve got a lot on my plate. More than any sane person would ever try to juggle. But that’s the beauty of being Tony Stark—you either rise to the occasion, or you get steamrolled by your own brilliance. Spoiler: I don’t get steamrolled.
Also, quick shout-out to Pepper, who somehow keeps my life from being 100% fireballs at all times. I’m pretty sure she’s the real hero here, but don’t tell her that. She’s got a whole ‘I’m-not-a-hero-I-just-saved-the-world-a-few-times’ thing going on, and it’s kind of cute.
And don’t even get me started on the Avengers. Look, I love those guys—well, some of them—but Steve’s over there with his ‘let’s do this the old-fashioned way’ attitude, and Banner’s pretending he can control the Hulk (newsflash, he can’t). Meanwhile, I’m in the lab making sure their "moral compass" doesn’t explode in their faces.
So yeah, I’m the guy who has to clean up everyone else’s mess. But you know what? At least I get to do it in style. Did you see the new Iron Man suit? You probably didn’t, because only a handful of people are worthy of seeing it. But trust me, it’s a masterpiece.
“Until next time, don’t forget: If you’re not me, you’re probably doing it wrong.”
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[NOTE TO INTERACTORS: MUN IS MULTILINGUAL. SHE SPEAKS 6 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES THAT HAVE NO BASE CONNECTION TO EACH OTHER WHAT SO EVER AND DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME SCRIPT. SHE HAS A KEYBOARD PROMPTER INSTALLED AND PUTS HER PIECES THROUGH AI TO GET THE GRAMMAR AND STRUCTURE RIGHT. THEY COME OUT SLIGHTLY CHANGED AND WHEN PASTED, SHOW 100% AI INVOLVEMENT. THIS HAS COME TO MY NOTICE JUST NOW AND HAS STARTED TO BECOME A PROBLEM. DIAGNOSED WITH COORDINATIVE AUTISM, IT CAN BE HARD TO SWITCH BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN SPOKEN AND WRITTEN LANGUAGES FOR MUN, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE DOES LONG, COMPLEX AND ELABORATE ROLEPLAYS AND FORMAL STITCHES. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT ALL IDEAS, FEELINGS AND HUMOR SHE PUTS IN THE ROLEPLAY IS HER OWN AND NOT FORMULATED BY AI. FOR CONFIRMATION, YOU CAN ASK MUN TO SEND HER ORIGINAL RESPONSES TOO AND SHE WILL GLADLY LET YOU EXPERIENCE THIRD GRADE WRITINGS. PLEASE CO-OPERATE. LOOKING FORWARD TO ROLEPLAYING WITH YOU. THANK YOU. ]
- Meet the Starks.
- Meet the Stark Inc. Team
-Culmination Collaboratoration. -Still don't know me? Let's pull you out from under that rock. Yeah. - Document of Blog Rules. [ READ BEFORE INTERACTING. ]
