i am lying to you

sup im ros this is my terra ignota sideblog! NOT a spoiler-free zone. utopian cuz I want a robot sloth, and bc I already spend 60hrs a week reading & writing | main @terrorqueer, I follow from there #teamsniper

[timeforsnipersopinion]

Ganymede: can i hear from someone who wasn’t in love with apollo mojave please

Every other world leader, madame, and mycroft canner:

[timeforsnipersopinion]

Me realising we’ve got 247 years until we finally get a 4 hour work day:

[georgiansuggestion]

preferred pronouns: gentle reader

[infraredarmy]

one sentence summary of terra ignota: if you outlaw gender, only outlaws will have gender

[infraredarmy]

i saw a capitalized “Me” referring to a human and. i realize it was probably some bdsm shit but now whenever i see that particular bit of bdsm shit i’m incapable of not thinking about jedd mason. thanks ada palmer

[gazyrlezon]

Well, our Άναξ did grow up at Madame’s, so …

[timeforsnipersopinion]

Oh shit Jedd watch out Sniper is coming. Oh no, He has airpods, He can’t hear us. Oh g*d, oh no

[infraredarmy]

ethical position: would treat mycroft as an equal but, like, mostly cause that would really piss him off

[shacklesburst]

Do I know anybody here who’d not choose Utopia in a heartbeat? Okay, I could maybe see one or two Blacklaw/Graylaw Hiveless. But it seems such an obvious choice to me?? But there are probably some Masons, Mitsubishi, Cousins, Brillists, Europeans or Humanists out there? So reblog and put your Hive in the tags!

[abroerman]

my take on a Utopian from Ada Palmer’s brilliant Terra Ignota series

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

J.K. Rowling: there are four types of people: hero, nerd, kind and evil Ada Palmer, an intellectual: there are ten types of people: ancap, boring, prude, CAPS LOCK, hufflepuff, jock, way too into Myers-Briggs, nationalist, LessWronger and landlord.

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[cosed]

i really cant get over how in episode two of fmab they like straight up just show us that ed basically met the closest being-like thing to god and then. then in literally the next episode hes like. yeah. yeah im an atheist

[cosed]

truth to ed in fmab ep2: i am what you call the world, or perhaps the universe, or perhaps god, or perhaps truth, or perhaps all, or perhaps one, and i am also you.

ed in fmab ep3:

[atelier-amelia]

Ed decided that God was a lil bitch and he just wasn’t going to endorse that.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The Terra Ignota cast as dril tweets

The Anonymous: going to start asking "What do you Think?" at the end of each post, to help stimulate discourse and reap the substantial benefits of Social.

Brillists: imgagine if people went through life trying to collect IQ Points in so as much as they try to collect Dollars. verify me. verify my account

Brody DeLupa: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Bryar Kosala: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Carlyle Foster: "Why should there be only one good friday. Let's try our best to make all the Fridays good. Thank you" -a quote i invented which made me cry

Casimir Perry: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Cornel MASON: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

Dominic Seneschal: AS J. BOND HOLDS IN HIS POSSESSION THE FAMOUS "LISCSENSE TO KILL," I MYSELF HAVE LICSENSE TO TOUCH AS MANY GRAPES AS I PLEASE W/O BUYING ANY

Duke Ganymede: 2020: america elects the first Shirtless president

J.E.D.D. Mason: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

The Mardi Bash': i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again

The Major: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Masons: all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this

Mitsubishi: here are this year's Vote Multiplers for election day. no, they do not stack

policeman - 10x

army man -12x

verified acct - 15x

Asexual - 18x

Mycroft Canner: am I the most dark & twisted psycho god online?? hm lets see:

- When the dow jones industrial average goes down i say simply the word "Good"

Mycroft Canner (Teenager): the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit

Ockham Saneer: hwow many favs are worth the equivalent of a human life... id say about 70

Ojiro Cardigan Sniper: i have taken my shirt off over 10000 times

Saladin: "jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco

Thomas Carlyle: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Utopia: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal

Vivien Ancelet-Kosala: some times it takes a little bit of Free thinking to be able to look at the bull shit of the world to step back and say "Damn What the hell"

[carlylefoster]