Certified Loser

I never have any idea what I'm doing ANYWAYS 19, non-binary, nonhuman, aroace, and ⭐️polymind collective⭐️ 📜💨 Zephyr(he/they/it) 🐺🍃Kat (they/it)

[blazekat031]

INTRO POST

Hey hi yes hello.

COMMISSIONS OPEN <—link

user boxes:

We go by Kat and Zephyr. The body’s name is Kat. we’re ⭐️The starlight collective⭐️ And also a therian/otherkin

Wolf therian, cryptidkin, star conceptkin

multifandom, I ship what I want and post what I want.

DONT LIKE, DONT INTERACT. (Unless I’ve invited ppl with different opinions to a post)

Kat🐺🍃: they/it. Primarily a spiritual and physical wolf kin. Completely atheistic. Usually the one interacting with others and making emotional decisions.

Zephyr 📜💨: he/they/it. Primarily a psychological cryptidkin. Slight nature deity worship, especially for Zephyrus and Luna. Usually the one making logical decisions and processing problems.

We’re often merged, so if we don’t seem separate, we might not be. I love vulture culture but also farm/hunt/trap, so if you’re not okay with the purposeful death of animals, please dni and don’t harass us.

I have a mate/partner/husband and I love him. Be nice to him if you ever figure out who he is. My fights are mine, don’t harass him.

if you do:

everything aside, I’m an author and an artist. I love to draw and write. I do a mix of traditional and digital art, and I write both my own work and fanworks. 👍

feel free to ask me anything or send me messages. One thing I’m not okay with is tagging me in reblog bait or sending me donation posts/requests.

I don’t like feeling guilted into things. If I feel like you’re doing it in purpose you will get one warning before I block you.

[blazekat031]

It’s meeeeee

[keyriingz]

went digging for some good old technoblade screenshots. feel free to rb with your own, I couldn’t find many minecraft ones

[blazekat031]

SCAM ALERT

Warning for anyone who sees this:

please be wary of scammers

I was just sent a dm by someone I don’t know, claiming that they and multiple friends had reported me, and that they received an email saying my account would be deleted.

Luckily for me, this exact scam has already happened to me on discord, so I know the way it’s laid out.

Concerned user accidentally mass reported you —> you only have so long to contact staff before your account is “deleted” —> you never receive an official email —> the “staff member” will request money or email or account information from you to “confirm” your identity and activity —> you get scammed out of your account and/or money.

please don’t fall for it. These are not real, they mean nothing. You can ignore dms like this. If there’s something wrong, you’ll get an official email or the alert will be directly on your account

[therainfawn]

I saw this Meme and knew what to do

My version!!!

[blazekat031]

New therian/otherkin trend, anyone?

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[kilgarraara]

Of the Northmost Winds and Skies

[nasykuching]

[JoongDok/ORV] A solution

[levia-san]

Hello, I'm happy to show the prologue my new Doujin project "I'm the Female Lead of a Romance Story but I ship the Male Lead x (second) Male Lead together instead"! [project name isekai uriel]

This will be my side project to hero x dkos, so ill just work on it every now and then when I feel like it. I do hope its page numbers stay a reasonable number but if I believe in it enough it'll surely stay under 50 pages right :')

Here you can check my initial notes for the AU!

Next Update on hero x dkos is also coming.... some time soon, probably haha

[tenebrius-excellium]

Oi. so

Reverse Httyd where Toothless bites/rips off Hiccup's leg at the start of the movie. Hiccup then falls into the cove and is trapped there, or maybe he already was in the cove from the struggle during the dragon attack, but... he can't get out. And he is like actively dying from the blood loss, the pain, possible infection, exposure.

He hasn't got long. No one finds him, it's so deeply in the woods.

It's Toothless who has to decide to nurse Hiccup back to health/bring him back to his people, but it's Hiccup so he'll somehow still put up a fight against his deadly dragon enemy. Toothless is gonna have to earn this scrawny and injured human's trust.

[tenebrius-excellium]

Sorryyy I'm not writing a fic (I never write the fic rip) but anyone totally could??? Feel free to! I still wanna talk about this idea though! So let's say everything remains the same, except Hiccup and Toothless' respective injuries are reversed!

I'll say it is likely going to take Toothless longer to find empathy for Hiccup than it was the other way round, because Toothless has a different, more aloof character. The emotions have got to be more ramped up than the dragon's soundless desperation which originally prompted Hiccup to save Toothless' life.

Hiccup has got to be loud. He's not going out like that.

Would he scream for help? I don't know. Let's say he knows that no one will hear him from the distance of Berk's village. Also, the dragon might hear him and come back to finish the job. So no initial screaming here, just a lot of complaining and talking to himself.

But let's say during the skirmish where Hiccup and Toothless ran into each other and fought... say, Toothless fired a plasma blast and it hit some flammable wood in the cove and it created a coal fire. Hiccup is going to want to use that to cauterize his wound (sorry for being so graphic). And then there's gonna be some screaming. That can draw Toothless back in to check on what the heck happened to that human.

Hiccup may have recovered his knife, mayyybe he is even in possession of his shield. He'll hide in the crevices of some rocks that Toothless can't dig into and build a fort for defense.

He'll have to leave the fort for food and water though. I personally headcanon that Hiccup is actually quite skilled at fishing, the fact just never came up during the movies haha! Still, he'll be sooo slow and in sooo much pain and he's terrified that the dragon will spot him and finally kill him this time around. Toothless, observing the clumsy human's efforts to stay alive, now has the chance to earn his trust by catching fish for him, by ripping out entire bushes of berries (Hiccup'll eat the berries and use the sticks for firewood), by keeping him warm with his fire beams, and providing buckets of water somehow.

I want a scene in the pouring rain where Toothless is shielding Hiccup with his wings.

...Well, you know the deal, they become the unlikeliest of friends and then, at some point, Toothless has to decide to return Hiccup to his village, walking into a certain death trap for himself. Yep. Very yep.

I know there are stories like this out there but I want it with them.

[blazekat031]

Noooo I have to write my own book. I cannot be pulled into the evil claws of Fanfic. Never again!

unless…

[blazekat031]

Guess who’s almost done with chapter 1? 😔👈

I’ll add the Ao3 link when I post it

[blazekat031]

It’s been done!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@tenebrius-excellium

it’s gonna be more than one chapter but I can’t figure out how to put that on there

[probuccalfat]

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

[soul-inxs]

Really fucking lukewarm take; Anti Endos do not belong, nor should be posting in plural tags.

[meekymumrik]

Does it take a few shots for Alastor to think Vox looks tasty or is Alastor very drunk and likes looking at his own reflection in Vox’s screen here? Who knows. Who cares.

[blazekat031]

omfg I just finished a concept cover for my second book and I wanna post it so bad but I CANT because the prettiest part is the title and I don’t want it to be stoleeennnn

[tiny-art-star]

I was bored and thought this was funny

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

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[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]