until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa
oh..
ohh
OH
I’m not the only one…
Color Me Curious

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
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occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@carlyoulilshit
until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa
oh..
ohh
OH
I’m not the only one…
isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
I see this post every February and it always fucks me up
bye is this a screenshot of an instagram of a screenshot of a tweet that hasnt even been tweeted yet
Girls that suck dick without being asked are goddesses and should not be fucked with
fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??
*slow clap it the fuck out*
GUYS CAN WE JUST
Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
On Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday, people are sharing their dreams for 2016
2015 brought a lot of racial tension, but also some serious activism. Today, on his birthday, people are looking to King’s spirit to help us find peace and progress in 2016. One Twitter user even brought it back to Donald Trump.
call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me
(via xanaxmami)
So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”
She forgot to bring her dog with her
To the vet
6 years later and avatar (the james cameron movie) is still completely incomprehensible to me. like you’ve got the highest grossing film in recent history and no one actually enjoyed it beyond “eh. it was okay”
Avatar is such a weird anomaly. It’s the highest grossing film EVER (not adjusting for inflation) by a huge margin and yet it left virtually no footprint on popular culture. It had its 15 minutes of fame to the tune of $2.7 billion dollars worldwide, and within a few years it’s like no one remembers it even existed. You only ever really see it mentioned these days in the context of its record-breaking box office.