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[botanical-artistry]

[dopest1cas]

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

[whitepeopletwitter]

[randomweas]

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[stimman4000]

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[lightersandcurls]

What

[risha-the-dragonscaled-tiefling]

Confusion Pride Flag

[knowtherealcost]

[livesent]

im crying

[mrswaylandworld-deactivated2018]

this is beautiful

[eisuverse]

Oh my god, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

[mega-bed-deactivated20190401]

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

[plantbite]

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:

[alexander]

It's COCKtober🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month😮🙆🏻👅 send this to 12 of ur closest hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[teathattast]

“hey can I use your bathroom?”

Yeah up the jairs first door on your left

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[medusabraids]

me talking abt my fave tv shows to myself 

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

[lollytea]

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

[lastoneout]

its cute

[lollytea]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Wtf

[hustlerose]

(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord