My Hyperfixation Of The Week

[lettucemakar]

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Did they give the word count function over to an AI? Why? Word could already count?? What the fuck is going on?

[ryzselo]

My single contribution to the PHM fandom

[gin-juice-tonic]

that anon calling Soos “nonbinary with left bro” is still stuck in my mind

[galacticsabc]

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

[gracerockyyes]

I would unironically love this

[loveridden1999]

[whisperingsoup]

imagine a park bench underneath

[theprofessional-amateur]

link to bluesky post

[theprofessional-amateur]

In addition to how to turn various things, it includes:

Other useful AI Removal/Detection links

How to spot AI Hallucinations like a Reference Librarian (originally on Substack)

Library Freedom Project has a lot of handouts about AI on their Resources page

[depsidase]

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[byjove]

I do think you lose your right to medical privacy when you decide to become a politician and it is mad fucked up that these people hold our lives in their hands and are allowed to disappear for months on end with no explanation. You need a doctor’s note to miss school for a cold but we have no clue if Mitch McConnell is dead or alive and Tom Kean was allowed to fuck off for 4 months without telling the public why. I don’t give a fuck about your privacy, you’re not protecting my privacy, if you’re leeching tax dollars and partying it up in a rich person rehab resort somewhere while your constituents vote against our access to healthcare, we should be allowed to know. Fuck you. I say this as a disabled person, I’m always having to explain the nature of my disability and the details of my health but we’re not allowed to know what the fuck is going on with these people.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[yamada-ryo]

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

[kalichnikov]

I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny

Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.

"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."

[virtualgirladvance]

teaching an old dog new tricks: trite cause dog likes you and wants to help but maybe is getting a bit hard for them

teaching a cop binary search: real cause even if they were smart enough to understand and use it they wouldnt because fuck you they dont care

[nonlynear]

time is a flat iron and brother i’m getting smooth as fuck

[cephalopodie]

time is a curling iron and brother i'm all twisted up

[teaboot]

Time is a flat iron, smooth as fuck Time is a curler, twisted up Time is an updo, pinned and tucked Time is a weave-in, stitched and stuck Time is organic, shaped by luck Time is a construct Monster truck