[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[theluminator]

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

[a-framed-dog]

Oooh noooooo

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[seraxan-deactivated20190331]

Me

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[emeraldsage98]

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

[cc-h79]

😒😒😒😒part 2

[stream]

[quadrafonica]

Vibrator

[catchymemes]

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

wholesome car mods

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[pep95]

demono

[dpdjohneggleg-deactivated201608]

((”Not just pizza”))

[cutest-angle-in-heaven]

((”but eternal damnation”))

[thestarsaredown]

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

[thatdisasterauthor]

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

[daevite]

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[dogg]

do not click me!! warning!!

[buzzfeed]

don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[paninimami]

STOP😭

[perryfellow]

 PBF#210 “Wishing Well”

[perryfellow]

“Doomsday News”, 2001 (PBF 19)