A Superbat AU, Krypton survives, and Bruce ends up on Krypton for some reason. Only problem is, there's something about Krypton that just being on the planet makes humans sick. But there's hope! A Kryptonian can temporarily help by Bruce's body adjust via... An exchange of bodily fluids.
Of course, once this is discovered, the oh so dedicated Kal-El is all over it.
Bruce is off doing his research, probably relating to the slow decay of the planet, with Kal-El hovering nearby, wanting to help Bruce in his research, while also ready to spirit Bruce off for a 'healing' session. Of course, Bruce is annoyed about it. Sort of. He's annoyed that he has to stop the mission for this, but he definitely enjoys the sessions.
On the one occasion that someone else tries to help Bruce out, Bruce contemplates it for only a moment, and before he could say no, Kal-El was all over him. Dark glares that didn't quite fit with his normally cheery exterior. Bruce acts like he's annoyed, causing Kal-El to pout and whine, because come on! He's been doing a good job taking care of Bruce, right?!
And they're just total freaks for each other the entire time. Bruce is playing like he's indifferent not because he needs to focus on the mission, but because it works Kal-El up even more. And Kal-El is just so smitten with this human that he has barely a fraction of a second of thought where he wonders if he should sabotage Bruce's mission to save Krypton, just so Bruce won't leave, before being upset with himself for it.
When Bruce finally leaves, Kal-El doesn't even question about going with him. In fact, Kal-El gets on Bruce's ship home really early, just to make sure Bruce doesn't leave without him, and everyone thinks Kal-El is off sulking somewhere, even Bruce. They're far from Krypton when Kal-El, having fallen asleep in the bunk while waiting for Bruce, comes out and asks if they've left yet, making Bruce jump.
Of course, Bruce takes Kal-El to Gotham where Bruce makes him a human identity, and they have shenanigans with 'Clark's weird reactions to an alien planet.
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