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@carmelitacreep
The master post of the masterposts
Here a masterpost for my other mastersposts
Kryptonian biology
Omegaverse
so uh tagging game
The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!
OHHH EMU?? Not bad
tags(sorry weh): @teto-teto505, @veilofpoe, @loftedlow, @arsonistic-carp-0-2, @pompomme4, @never-end1ng-m1sery, @mxnihil + OPEN TAGS
Does my oc count? She'd be alright to sit next to...
@veryhungrycaterpillar-official @verysillything @iliketoeatair @blankblackbox1 @writers-offical @penny-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @mentally-wolfed @dyingpen-offical @radiant-sunlight-angel @musiclly–declined @manicali @the-evil-skull @radioactive-gem @shardbound @energywaste @kerosiiniviini + open tags
your oc is really pretty!!
i guess im sitting next to one of my ocs too (she's the sweetest, the flight wouldn't be bad at all)
@psyche-official + open tagssssss
oh cool hang on
oh..........crap......well that'll be an interesting flight
@abrickofanticipation @acreatureinyourwalls @axylcalcorcipher @blondeofficial @bisexual-kitkat-offical @calcium-is-screaming @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @evyyy77 @fluidlee @gardenofpebbless @gingerr-offical @genderfluiddisaster @library-of-hell @lwstere @melucia @opossum-on-heroin-offical @pond-scum-offical @pickledoesthetumbling @ray-ofiight @thedamsolangelofan @thevillainisalwaysthebest @two-minutes-five-minutes-ago @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @winterinkspill
it was Caine, what did y'all expect
@marbled-pulse and open tags :3
Excellent. I possess 5 fingers on each hand so I'm happy with this.
also tagging @marbled-pulse because I don't want to hijack @/evyyy77
@deepredsquid @raynilikescats @kevindaydayiseveryday + open tags
oops i genuinely didn’t see when @evyyy77 tagged me </3
ummm does this count as caine or bubble??? if it’s bubble i’m so screwed i could NOT put up with him for so long. if its caine then it’d probably be fun as long as he’s not crashing out like in episode 8
@vs-vapor @ilovebugs99 @caine-the-chair-smacker @alastormooseboi @zekehasarrived @kreechurthecrazykat + open tags :3
also @the-voices-speak cause i wanna be annoying /silly
oh? not bad... considering i lowk have a crush on him or whatever
@theberd1225 @cat-sword @ground--bird + open tags :33
My first try on the design of a character in my bf's game. Definitely not the final one, I believe. His name is Ekko btw
I think I'll survive
open tags
uhhh hmm.
it's gamzee (x2)
I KNOW THERE'S MULTIPLE OTHER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BUT THERE'S TWO GAMZEES AND THEY'RE THE MOST PROMINENT ONES SO
open tags
UHM. I DONT FUCKING KNOW??
it’s either my sona YIFA or just @muffinstuffins11 . idfk and idrc.
@jaedyn-here @theannoyingparasite @lyricamaxing @askthesonnellin0s
CAINE!!!! IM 110% DRAWING BEES AND ALL THAT WITH HIM
@jaedyn-here @oz4rtful @sleepy-k0i @nylesfuckingdies @nyxhunter-9010 @igisarus @askthenoli @ask-mafioso @star-shootingz
Nyx: “Depends on if OCs count, cause if so that’s literally just my sona in a mafia family. If not then that’ll be interesting cause it’s both Griefer and Hatred Builder man from Blocktales.”
Oh, who is you?
Bro is NOT Lord God almighty.
I just hope her ahh doesn't cry as I have to treat her like I'm her mom...
@vinylv1 @khrystenapofficial @insert-the-4thwall-entity @thecyberneticozian @gmvofficial @lololily75 @anettedasillybilly
WHOAAA YES MAMA YES
(Fanart not mine)
@blairefrances @sentient-car-hell @haileycakesworld @gerydabirb @hopperdoodles @jozieyobun
Oh I’m so plotting Tim’s demise with him
@sentient-car-hell @dearlycervine @smartdreamer @dragonkilatness @strawberry-hii @skillfullymoltenbehemoth @fuckingmonsterjammed @temmie-temmie and those who see it and want to join
I'll say this, miles tails prower
@number-1-spud-fan @laura-the-yellow-cat @aly-and-her-friends @aqwertyjjw-1208 @chippkamuri @megamanzerov20 @sammanthathegay @thejotatoblog
idk if I should be concerned or happy
I think hed die in the folds of the seat
@ryuuhusbando @akamushiiiii @blablablasphemy @hotdog-puppy @haruharuharumiii @tacomommy @shslcyuutie @fishoffortune @finnie-imjustkyukurarin and open taggssszzzzz
im sitting next to gay psychotherapists..yippee..
(yes the art is mine)
@blleehhh @cyradelkissing @cru5h-cascades @maybe-arisu @ceilingfanofdoom + open tags (you don't need to do this if you don't want to btw)
ZUCKER!!! YESSS!!! :DDD
@ruinationz @aclockworkcolei @ilivefordarcy @alterrune + open tags!
Right. I asked @goldenhydreigon47 about Goodra. I was wondering why this thing was here.
She'd be adorable, so...sure, why not?
Tags (no pressure btw): @blossomaaoc @flowerbarrel @johnlocsin-johnyakuza @goldenhydreigon47 @ligknight @hermitrad @echotooth @frog-man-alt @sailorsplatoon @novanack @capt-sievert @icilarastudios
Sorry I didn't realize I was tagged in this till later
Anyways
Seems I'm next to Stay Gold who just left the Backrooms, so I suppose hearing their tales about it and Golshi's antics wouldn't be half bad.
Tagging: @theleastgothgoth @idkbruvok @bunnyloveslovino @johnlocsin-johnyakuza @baltimore-belle @fruit-tea
i think it would be pretty pleasant
@eclipsed-lunala @corvid-dance @8bit-tincan @itsalwayslavender
We stay winning
@sadcabbagetheyofthelake @invalidchecksum @bewareoffauves @rose-of-rubicon
Besides the logistics of getting an 8 foot tall telepathic horse man into a plane comforts, I think we chill
@drewpdrop @the-thing-of-worms @be-gentle-with-littluns
Maya and Phoenix would be pretty calm, but I would have to worry about impromptu murder accusations
@monsterfucker-research-wizard @akronus-has-thoughts @queerbuwan
Yeah I think I'd be just fine.
@fruitcakebro @the-thing-of-worms @drewpdrop
HAHAHA, MY SEATMATE IS MY ART OF WESLEY WESTON-
Yeah, I think we'll get along swimmingly. Thanks for the tag, bro.
@milkymiks @feral-asexual-possum @touchofhemlocktea
Not bad if not much for conversation
@nevion @dirtycombatboots @nigaki
This is going to be a very pleasant flight.
@luckycloverease @joekitsu @batmanfrnoclickbait @gotham-blight @supermans-babygirl-bruce
It's gonna be an enjoyable flight for me at the very least
@qu33rcommunist @occasionalauthoring @cheriecelestial @capricious-bastard13 @urk-m @cosmictardigrade @noodledragon324 and uh open tags anyone can play
This variant cover by Kris Anka.
@scissorscitygirl @ultraviolettefan @superman-creampieing-batman @carmelitacreep @touchofhemlocktea
Thanks to @capricious-bastard13 I am now here
So... I can explain...
I didn't even had a choice, and even if this wasn't the one it would have been Jacket a chicken head guy that was sent to me
So yeah, I was helping a friend of mine to figure out how to do a cosplay...
Anyway, tags
@dudeijustsawaplane @robs-your-robins @nigaki @frownyalfred the other people I know were alredy tagged, so..
I honor of the 12th session, here to you the meme from last session (11)
this took way too long, and it was all based on a scene, it's my first comic, so bear with me
and, by what our DM said, Billy it's an arakroka, a bird person.... Revna it's a tabaxi, a cat person...
Ok I know the old man it's obviously blind, but still, he tought that the cat was billy and not the chicken masked mute man next to her!
so yeah, DnD, you know
So
I can takr from this that cookies ARE a weapon
Carm I'm so confused. Are you suggesting I throw cookies at transmascs? Like I remember you and them talking about cookies and Tangled to justify pans but help I don't get it. Please don't make me throw cookies at trans people.
it was about weapons of love, to make you feel loved, and I said that I had cookies and a pan (I can cook)
Sometimes I worry myself with my thought processes. That makes far more sense.
Well, ttechnically they can also both be used to hurt (and possibly kill) someone...
For example the cookies could be poisoned, or simply they could give someone an heart attack because their obese food motivated cat eat then, and in those cookies there was both chocolate and coffee
Is this part a rant about my friend cat who ate a small part of the chocolate coffee cookies a gifter her, and when she told me (2 days later that it happened) I was worried to death (especially because she recently lost one of her other cats) but her cat survived because she's fucking obese and I'm thankful she is because she would have otherwise died? Yes, it is
The pan it's pretty self explanatory, and tangled is an examole, so...
So
I can takr from this that cookies ARE a weapon
Carm I'm so confused. Are you suggesting I throw cookies at transmascs? Like I remember you and them talking about cookies and Tangled to justify pans but help I don't get it. Please don't make me throw cookies at trans people.
it was about weapons of love, to make you feel loved, and I said that I had cookies and a pan (I can cook)
So I'm reading a no capes ABO fic where Clark donated a bunch of sperm and then Bruce used it to birth all of his kids ('Just A Donor…..Or More' by PurpleButterfly19 btw. Highly recommend).
Anyway I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be if Clark donated sperm a couple times at like age 20 and then didn't have his powers kick in or learn the truth about his biology until he was in his 30s. So now, armed with the knowledge that he is very much not human, he has to follow the paper trail of where that sperm went in order to warn his bio kids (and their parents) about their Kryptonian DNA.
Meanwhile, Bruce is freaking the fuck out because his oldest kid has just started flying.
@purplebutterfly19 I invoke you, because this, even for an au, it's an amazing idea
reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters
reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you
A Superbat AU, Krypton survives, and Bruce ends up on Krypton for some reason. Only problem is, there's something about Krypton that just being on the planet makes humans sick. But there's hope! A Kryptonian can temporarily help by Bruce's body adjust via... An exchange of bodily fluids.
Of course, once this is discovered, the oh so dedicated Kal-El is all over it.
Bruce is off doing his research, probably relating to the slow decay of the planet, with Kal-El hovering nearby, wanting to help Bruce in his research, while also ready to spirit Bruce off for a 'healing' session. Of course, Bruce is annoyed about it. Sort of. He's annoyed that he has to stop the mission for this, but he definitely enjoys the sessions.
On the one occasion that someone else tries to help Bruce out, Bruce contemplates it for only a moment, and before he could say no, Kal-El was all over him. Dark glares that didn't quite fit with his normally cheery exterior. Bruce acts like he's annoyed, causing Kal-El to pout and whine, because come on! He's been doing a good job taking care of Bruce, right?!
And they're just total freaks for each other the entire time. Bruce is playing like he's indifferent not because he needs to focus on the mission, but because it works Kal-El up even more. And Kal-El is just so smitten with this human that he has barely a fraction of a second of thought where he wonders if he should sabotage Bruce's mission to save Krypton, just so Bruce won't leave, before being upset with himself for it.
When Bruce finally leaves, Kal-El doesn't even question about going with him. In fact, Kal-El gets on Bruce's ship home really early, just to make sure Bruce doesn't leave without him, and everyone thinks Kal-El is off sulking somewhere, even Bruce. They're far from Krypton when Kal-El, having fallen asleep in the bunk while waiting for Bruce, comes out and asks if they've left yet, making Bruce jump.
Of course, Bruce takes Kal-El to Gotham where Bruce makes him a human identity, and they have shenanigans with 'Clark's weird reactions to an alien planet.
I love this AU idea, but I gotta add
after a while they realize that Kal powers come from the sun, and because he wants to be a hero too (like Bruce), but Gotham is all gloomy and cloudy, they decided that Superman (Kal chosen hero identity) will do his hero work in the nearest town where the sun shines mostly of the year, and that city is Metropolis.
Clark end up working in the new Daily Planet's headquarters in Gotham, where he meets Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen that are there to check if everything goes smootly, and because the main headquarters of the newspaper is in Metropolis he has to travel a lot, and that gives him more excuses to protect his identity as Superman and Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne's new boyfriend (and future fiance)
What I finds funny is when someone asks Bruce to sacrifice his firstborn. Of course, Bruce would refuse, but he also doesn't know how to calculate. Dick is his eldest son, but he didn't adopt him first; he adopted Jason first. Does that make Jason his eldest son? But he adopted Cass, and Cass is older than Jason. Tim brought Bruce back to literally . And Damien is his blood son. Basically Bruce doesn't know what it means to have a firstborn
The witch and him end up sat down with a whiteboard trying to figure it out. The batkids are waiting outside to find out the answer before they bust in to incapacitate the witch.
The witch probably at some point
Witch: you know what?let's go with your favorite ex lover!
Bruce: are you sure?
Witch: Yes
Bruce: *starts to wipe the board* ok, where do you want to start?
Witch: ....
Witch: give me your favorite cookie recepie and we end it there, do you agree?
Bruce: yes, do you have a pen and paper?
Oh apparently I was too happy yesterday so the moj decided to shoot me in the face.
Soft fics recs? I could not care less what about, ship, batfam, wtv you guys know what I like
Ok, let's start, they all come from my bookmarks, check each fic specific tags and summary to see if it's what you're searching:
A se Dwelling Robin by Oddballo3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/44913523/chapters/113008483
Boyfriend- no, best friend test by Silver_Athena https://archiveofourown.org/works/56286265/chapters/143000002
Pup Hoarding by PrismaticQueen https://archiveofourown.org/works/76505521
I Love You Forever, I Like You for Always by straw_eri_chan https://archiveofourown.org/works/63762007/chapters/163481269
Where There is a Will, There is a Wayne by TaxiCabToSlowtown https://archiveofourown.org/works/47074192
Accidentally by Equinurmae https://archiveofourown.org/works/71320156/chapters/185590421
Superbat by lostinreeverie https://archiveofourown.org/works/65942647
one summer in smallville by officialzepresentation https://archiveofourown.org/works/68332011/chapters/176824596
Come home, the kids miss you by andromarche https://archiveofourown.org/works/52988497/chapters/134046937
Batman is a WHAT?! by Cringe_Fella https://archiveofourown.org/works/66859780
Ok, this ones are maybe the most fitted ones between the few ones I saved
It's finally time
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
here to you the last fic of my Cass in Gotham series
and they fixed the Ao3 links too on tublr, wow
so here to you the rest of the family POV!
HONGKONG FIC???
Yeah, basically there was once a post where someone proposed an idea for Cass being in Gotham alone for once, and the others are out of the city especially in Hong-Kong...
Beacause a lot of people use the excuse of "Cass is in Hong-Kong" for her to no appear in fics.
and so I did a Fic about it, then a oneshot that explained a scene of that fic; and finally this one that is basically the other POV of my Cass in Gotham fic
It's finally time
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
here to you the last fic of my Cass in Gotham series
and they fixed the Ao3 links too on tublr, wow
so here to you the rest of the family POV!
Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Batfamily Members & Batfamily Members (DCU), Batfamily Members & Cassandra Cain Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Tim Drake (DCU), Damian Wayne, Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog, Stephanie Brown, Batfamily Members (DCU) Additional Tags: hinted StephCass, Protective Batfamily (DCU), brief allusion to SA, Batfamily Being Idiots (DCU), brief allussion to sexual coercion, for once the batfamily is in hong kong while cass is in Gotham, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Batfamily is Bad at Communicating (DCU), lady shiva tries to be a decent mother, Batfamily (DCU), Service Dog Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Series: Part 3 of Cassandra Cain for once is in Gotham Summary:
All of this could have been avoided if only they trown out the trash and Tim had slept, but it didn't happend, and so now we're here
Will the Batfam find their memeber, Cassandra Wayne aka Black Bat, in Hong-Kong? Spoiler, they won't she's chilling in Gotham.
or Simply
This is the Other POV of "Dad, I missed the plane"
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck
Ok so, yesterday I reblogged this hoping for good weather at today's comicon in my city
And I got to say, it wasn't too hot, it didn't rain, plus, I got a tarot reading there and it reasulted in pretty lucky reading because of reason I won't disclose.
So yeah, this lucky post seems to work
Hi I'm here to take advantage of you
What am I supposed to eat tortellini with
Ok so, there are different options
The classic ones are
Broth of your choice depending on the filling (if it's meat use meat broth or vegetable one, and the same goes if it's chicken etc)
Tomato sauce. Another classic
Or, you can choose to eat them as "pasta asciutta/bianca" the first it's with no sauce or broth of any kind, the second it's with a little bit of the cooking water, oil and grated cheese of your choice I suggest "parmigiano", or "grana padano" (the secon one contains egg proteins, this is a knowledge I'm putting out there for those who don't know)
Another option depens on the filling, you can create a condiment/sauce depending on the filling and pair it
If the filling goes with it use pesto, or pistacchio's pesto if the if the filling is something like speck with ricotta or prosciutto for example, this is the first that came to mind but there are others, if you tellnme the filling I could be more specific
So, choose depending on how creative you feel, how tired you are, and how much time you have to prepare your meal
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck