Carn's Corner

meowwwwwwwwwwww

[bigasscockroach]

[bigasscockroach]

[degeneracygenerator]

this is the post of all time to me

[solarcitrus]

….I don’t remember drawing this but this is an accurate daily interaction with my cat

[siderealscion426]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[yunisverse]

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

[biglawbear]

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

[gemstonechronologist]

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

[squeakitties]

[7484853929297438282993949292-de]

this made me start laughing so hard I was crying and drooling

[dozgpaw]

(UNSAID WARNING)

[buyobopfever]

the pokemon company doesn't realize that by not hiring chunsoft to make a new mystery dungeon game, they're missing out on like 1 trillion dollars for this reason alone

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[sillypuppy200]

comm for @carnanya :3

[carnanya]

#ME

[rockergiirl]

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

[heirtocragflame]

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

[carnanya]

HI FARON

[ur-daily-inspiration]

letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan

[niccymarten]

koboldita alert!! ⚠

[zoromashii]

happy birthday to @sluxray !!! if i had a nickel for every time i had to change this one .. i'd be a millionaire <3

[dozgpaw]

Floodplain