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The Signs' Secrets

Aries: Sometimes doesn't feel emotions as deeply, sometimes wonders if this is normal.

Taurus: has stolen something from someone or someplace.

Gemini: Has a crush on one of their close friends

Cancer: Constantly stressed out about everything in their life, and they pretend that things aren't that bad.

Leo: Has some personal types of art hidden away because their creativity makes them feel vulnerable.

Virgo: Kinda afraid of sexual things at times.

Libra: They are so immersed in their past that sometimes they don't pay much attention to the "now".

Scorpio: Intellect sometimes turns them on.

Sagittarius: Serial social media stalker.

Capricorn: Has told a giant lie that hasn't been found out yet.

Aquarius: Sometimes they're afraid of the future, and this can control them.

Pisces: Sings extremely loud and dances around when they're home alone.

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Signs as Cat Breeds

Aries: Bengals. They don't sit the fuck down or shut the fuck up, and you love them for it. Energetic as hell.

Taurus: Persians. Look grumpy but are super lazy, loving, sophisticated, good mannered, relaxed, & self-indulgent.

Gemini: Sphynxes. So done with everything, truly hate and love everything they see equally, depending on their mood.

Cancer: Maine coon. Part sentient being, mostly confused fluff with a side of cling and protectiveness.

Leo: American Shorthairs. Common, underrated, loyal, and well-rounded in most aspects of their personality.

Virgo: Munchkins. Adorable, hardworking, determined little fucks that are just trying to get by in the world.

Libra: Turkish Vans. Quirky as fuck, and never what you expect. Even if you know them for a while, you'll be surprised.

Scorpio: Abyssinians. Beautiful and talented, but standoffish and probably a bit stuck up.

Sagittarius: American Curls. They're pretty straightforward, well-rounded, and normal, but they're always hiding a super big quirk too.

Capricorn: Scottish folds. Everyone thinks they're very impressive and know what they're doing, but they don't. They love that they've convinced you, though.

Aquarius: Norwegian forest cats. Huge, beautiful guardians of everything that is good.

Pisces: Siamese. Social, outgoing, annoying, lovable fucks.

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the signs as three feelings

aries: the minute you finish something you've been working on for ages with confidence that it is perfect. when the person you couldn't admit you wanted to call finally calls. running after someone, exhilerated.

taurus: falling asleep early. the lull of a city at night. the sun hitting your shoulders after being in a freezing building.

gemini: booking plane tickets. buying something you've wanted without looking at the price tag. driving all night with someone, talking so much that your throat is sore.

cancer: breakfast at 2am. standing in the ocean on a chilly day. throwing a punch that you've imagined for years.

leo: the second your favorite band steps onto the stage. all of your friends laughing at once, none of you able to contain yourselves for several minutes. getting complimented on your biggest insecurity.

virgo: the line in that book that makes you understand life better. eye contact with a newborn baby. holding your best friend while you both sob.

libra: taking in a view that you will never be able to remember. falling asleep next to someone, breathing on each other's faces. a cry that consumes your entire body, draining you from all of the bad things that happened.

scorpio: driving down a highway in summer, windows down. a lover pressing a kiss to the back of your neck. a cup of tea at the end of a busy day.

sagittarius: staring at the sky and forgetting where you are. the stomach-lurch after you grab someone's hand for the first time. knowing that you're kissing someone for the last time.

capricorn: reminiscing with your family. chasing your best friend through a department store. standing at the top of a mountain with no noise but your own breathing.

aquarius: the first time you hear the song that feels like where you belong. waving goodbye to the house you grew up in. dying your hair in the sink--a split decision you made with your best friend.

pisces: someone telling you "it's going to be okay", and actually believing them. meeting someone with the exact same sense of humour as you. the breathless smile on their face after you've surprised someone with a gift.

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THE SIGNS IN CLICHE TEENAGE MOVIES

Aries: Bully

Taurus: Nerdy girl that gets a makeover

Gemini: Shit talker

Cancer: Throws up in public

Leo: Popular dude

Virgo: The shy girl that the popular guy falls for

Libra: Cheerleader/jock

Scorpio: Lowkey freak that no one suspects

Sagittarius: Stoner skater dude

Capricorn: Evil teacher/principal

Aquarius: Really hipster kid that says deep shit

Pisces: Emotional friend that has bad luck with guys

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I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.