I'm sarcastic, not mean

Snapchat me sometime gmason_1, Instagram is garrettmason_924 I'm laid back and easy to get along with My thanks goes out to Heavenseveneleven for the banner picture!

[durbikins]

[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[thexfiles]

When the incredibles 2 comes out im becoming an incredibles 2 blog. I advise you all to do the same

[daisyjazzridley]

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[unclefather]

[1humblebee]

[shitpost-senpai]

[yeezy-nation]

you act like youre any better LMFAO

[shitpost-senpai]

I went over there and played in the arcades, ate some good food, hung out with people who liked the same things i do at a concert, and took some great photos with them.

He went over and put on a kimono and conical hat, ran through the streets shouting ching chong, called it a playground, went to a forest and took video of dead bodies, and caused a minor international incident.

So yeah, i’m better than logan paul.

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

Reblog if you’re better than logan paul!

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

You have to try REALLY hard to do worse than Logan Paul at this point.

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

lms if this changed ur life as it did mine

[pancakeke]

Have you done a kizunai ai Valentine yet? If not, could I get one?

[mistertoilette]

This is exactly what I wanted, thank you!

[pancakeke]

I’m glad you like it!!

[writing-prompt-s]

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

[ukeealyptus]

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

[scaliefox]

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

[im-thrown]

I’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

[catscenter]

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[demonicplatonic-deactivated2015]

no hemo

[cooler-kid-deactivated20150831]

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

[lmaonade]

this photoshop ad is phenomenal

[puyopuyo]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[sunbathe]

[uravitystan-deactivated20210213]

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

[anonymoustypewriter]

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

[reiddukehasfriendsnow]

WE KNOW ITS YOU, GUILLERMO DEL TORO