I haven’t read Drarry in more than a year, and yet, today, a masterpiece sprung right in front of my eyes, bit by bit, taking shape in all its hilarious unadulterated glory.
I herby present you, a new ficlet by unadulteratedstorycollector :
Title: Pick Me Up
G,1313 words
Summary: Draco loses the bones in his legs. Harry is unsympathetic
Tags: Auror Harry Potter, Auror Draco Malfoy, Auror Partners, Crack, One long joke, actually, a series of jokes about having no bones, in your legs
“Fuck off,” Draco growls. He looks like he might be crying, which Harry can forgive because his bones have just been shattered and then vanished. Harry would be crying too. Before Harry can move, not that he was planning on doing so, Draco is dragging himself along the floor again. His wand is between his teeth, and he’s muttering something to himself.
He gets about a foot down the road when Harry starts to follow him.
“Do you need me to carry you?” he asks, sidestepping quickly before Draco can swing for his junk.
“Don’t fucking touch me,” Draco says around his wand. Harry holds up his hands before shoving them into his pockets. He strolls slowly down the road next to his partner, enjoying the spring evening, and pointedly ignoring the scrape and shuffle of Draco dragging his lifeless legs along the floor. It rained today. Lots of nice puddles along the street.
After ten minutes of walking excruciatingly slowly, Harry gets bored. He looks down to a sweaty, angry Draco and takes his own life into his hands. “How about I grab your arms and just drag you along the floor? It might be quicker.”
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